I thought last summer's daily "Ashley's selling up" articles were ridiculous, they were then made to look like real journalism after the "Keegan On The Brink" saga because he lost two games at the Emirates but I've never seen anything like these last four days. We've gone from an innocent if slightly misguided comment in a clearly annoyed post match interview to "Toon Crisis" and "Breaking News - Keegan to remain as NUFC manager".
You could be forgiven for thinking the whole thing was a parody on NUFC football journalism but no, they're all deadly serious. This in a week where we have a relegation battle going to the last day, a title race doing the same, two English clubs in the Champions League final, a foreign human rights abuser sacking his manager, enraging 100% of Manchester "Massive Club" City fans in the process and yet NUFC are still the main headlines on every paper, every sports channel, every sports website, even major news agencies like the BBC. Anyone who still doesn't think the rags a) have an agenda against NUFC and b) are absolutely, totally obsessed with us is living in cloud cuckoo land imo.