Wullie

If it's Chelsea, he's doing a bloody good job tbh.

Tomorrow's Sun: TOON SENSATION: KEEGAN ON VERGE AS ASHLEY DEMANDS TO CHOOSE TEAM

brummie man, read it again.

I'm 'my team' till i die, i know i am, i'm sure i am, a really tinpot club.

Not really our fans, but I hate "You've never won fuck all" If we could make a chant pointing out the use of a double negative in their chant, indicating that "never winning fuck all" means we've won something, I'd be forever grateful and would sing it 'til my lungs hurt. "That's a fucking doub-le negative" to the tune of "You're so shit it's unbelievable"

http://www.football.virginmedia.com/page/championshipvideo/0,,12555~1299658,00.html Really horrible challenge as well (right at the end). Ridiculous.

I believe Man Utd fans used to sing "he walks his dog".

Aye, any old tosser could've brought the CL trophy to Porto. That old chestnut man. I'm not saying he's not a top manager but best in the world? Not by a fucking long shot. There's also the fact that it's a cup competition (Cardiff in the FA Cup final, Barnsley beating the CL finalists anyone?) and that they should have been out when Scholes' goal was wrongly disallowed for offside. Barnsley beat Grant's team. Kinda ruins your first point. Not really because no-one ever said Grant was the best manager in the world. My first point was that any old bugger can win a cup competition given the run of the green - Mourinho's not any old bugger, he's a top class manager but he is, imo, hugely, hugely overhyped. Basically lives off one cup run and then taking a £500m team to the title. To justify the hype he gets, he needs a lot more silverware in his cabinet and some football that's not mind numbing considering the price would be nice too. Not on the same planet as Alex Ferguson for me.

Aye, any old tosser could've brought the CL trophy to Porto. That old chestnut man. I'm not saying he's not a top manager but best in the world? Not by a fucking long shot. There's also the fact that it's a cup competition (Cardiff in the FA Cup final, Barnsley beating the CL finalists anyone?) and that they should have been out when Scholes' goal was wrongly disallowed for offside.

Grant's made an absolute mockery of the bumming that Mourinho used to get from fans and media alike. Overrated.

Impressive. And Obafemi Martins will still make them look fucking stupid again.

To not be grossly unfair, you'd have to implement it in every country, at least in Europe. Can't see it.

Must be a bit of a shock to those people on here who will bum players from most of Europe as long as they don't play in England.

Phenomenal strike.

Club football's a totally different world though requiring different strengths. He would be a monumental gamble imo.

He got hamstrung two or three games ago iirc. He's not match fit regardless though, hasn't started a first team game since about October.

Sensible words from Noel Gallacher: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7373404.stm

He scores with his left, he scores with his right, that boy oba martins makes tottenham look shite! I like it.

Might be some players wanting to jump ship. Obviously dunne and he's gone off the boil badly but i'd take elano too. Petrov as well but would he fit into our system? I'll have richards as well for that matter.

Pretty sure the modric thing had been in most of the morning papers before oliver printed it and it was all over the internet before either of them.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article1101304.ece RANGERS plan a £5million bid for Toon misfit Alan Smith.

Rather have two centre halves than a right back shoehorned in as first choice.

It must have changed since I last went down, walking from the tube to the ground was a bit dodgy. Don't get me wrong, it's a shithole, I think the meaningless game and the lush day made it a bit better, we were a bit worried about wearing our colours (did it anyway) but we went in the first pub off the tube and apart from 30 seconds where it suddenly looked like it was going to kick off outside for some reason, we mingled with the West Ham fans and it was fine.

I was expecting Upton Park to be in quite a rough, built-up, intimidating area but with all the cafes, souvenir stalls and those castles on the front, it was more like a day at the zoo.