Wullie

Ex collegue of mine works in accounts at the club. If this doesn't come through, admin will delete the final 't' from your username. Not bad for you. I don't get it.

READ THIS! Baptista arriveth, sooneth ... Basket case.

Chaos? Have I missed something?

I'd be surprised if that was funny even in your head.

Gary O'Neil. Oh how I hope that goes through.

That would be you, seeing as your IP matches. I love checking Wiki edits against IPs.

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1126121770/bctid1150765095 That is brilliant like. I count 8.

Had that on here, does my fucking head in!! Isn't it remarkable? It has got to the point now where, when I see an interview with him start, I want to turn off, but I can't, I'm absolutely fucking transfixed, waiting for him to say it. I have a similar thing with Gabby Agbonlahor and the word "obviously" (he starts EVERY sentence he every mutters with the word). I need a lie down. 'Obviously' was Peter Beardsley's trademark, that and "at the end of the day."

He absolutely cleaned Hughes out, he had to have treatment.

Tomorrow's Telegraph should be a fucking belter. Again.

Boro confirm they are after Samaras, also say they have had Adriano offered to them but don't think they will take him.

I'm not convinced Viduka will play. Think he might continue his rest so that he'll have a good three weeks.

On .co.uk now, if you buy before the Wigan game, you get a free noose.

Very good.

Not when he fouled Crouch and got sent off it wasn't.

Playing in Serie B though.

I notice Sniffer has stopped slagging off young Charlie every time he posts. Funny that.

That's the spirit!

More from the Guardian. Jesus.

Shame for the lad.

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