Wullie

Yet when you don't do that on a consistent basis minutes after a historic win, Brett and Inochi come on waggling their tiny cocks and telling you that you've ducked out in a cowardly fashion.

Nolan clearly went after the mackem there, black and white to the end like Barton. Pity he misses the game against them mind.

Really been enjoying Red Cafe this season. Can't wait to listen to 606 tomorrow. Got a tenner coming my way too from a glory hunter at work who said they would still win the title. Easiest money I ever made, fancy him to pay out on Monday.

Irritating how close to survival they still are though. Surely in any other season, 8 points at this stage would be completely cut adrift?

Fucking mint day.

Today has to go down alongside Stoke away, Swansea away and Man United at home as one of his real tactical triumphs.

Fucking absolutely buzzing.

Fuck's sake.

I'll make sure to whinge like fuck when I'm feeling relaxed after a win just to satisfy you pair of little weirdos.

Alreet, Wullie? Good to have you back, mate. We lost and he's back so he can moan, I would guess he's pretty happy. Really, is that what he was getting at? Fucking hell, what woeful crack he's got. Didn't think he'd need me to post that Pardew's a cunt and a shit manager after every win but I'll make sure to do so for his own self esteem so he doesn't worry too much. Funnily enough I spent the whole of the "5th" season saying the football was garbage and was accused of being negative then too because I was saying it after wins. Can't win with Inochi, nice to know someone's paying so much attention to me though. Little creep.

Alreet, Wullie? Good to have you back, mate. Ok

Weird coincidence how we never seem to win by a "flattering" scoreline, unless you count narrow wins where we've actually been battered.

Of the XI that played for Swansea in that 2-0 game, only Ashley Williams and the goalkeeper started tonight (and Dyer came on in the first half). Of our players, there were five - Krul, Santon, Williamson, Tiote, Cabaye, so only one attacker. Our team is chalk and cheese compared to that 4-3-3 being used at that time which was all about a pacy and clinical front three bang in form, no Shola in sight, whilst the Swansea team is almost completely different with a different manager. Some people seem to think "well it worked two years ago" is a good enough reason for us to play like that. I really really REALLY hope that wasn't what we were trying to do because honestly, that would be an absolutely embarrassing approach for a Premier League team to take into a game - "ok lads, let's sit and watch how some other lads won against a completely different team with a different manager. Don't worry, I reckon it'll work because the opposition will be wearing similar shirts to the players on that day" Cringe. It terrifies me that he might have given Swansea that much respect. That's the sort of preparation I'd expect for Celtic playing against Barcelona in the Champions League, not a mid-table Premier League clash with a team in poor form.

We s*** ourselves and got dicked. Pretty standard stuff. Any post-game comments from Alan Pardew? Aye, he's even more worried about Man Utd than he was before.

3 I think, Southampton, Chelsea, QPR.

Love how SSN keep saying they've fallen 12 points behind "in the title race". Aye, and sunderland are just the 26 behind.

That's nice but aren't we above all those teams bar Everton? Although I realise looking at the league table is largely frowned upon. It's always nice to deliver a good bumming, but it's not particularly important. Er yeah we are. That was my point, that most teams should be able to manage it, and most mid-table sides do. I can list Chelsea, Liverpool's, Man United's and Man City's if you like? It's a canny bit longer mind.

Man United have lost their fear factor under Moyes, fortunately for them Pardew has got shitloads of the stuff spare and he'll happily give them a lend.

West Ham 3-0 Fulham Everton 4-0 Stoke West Brom 3-0 mackems Southampton 4-1 Hull Swansea 4-0 mackems Swansea 3-0 Newcastle Palace 1-4 Fulham All just from this season. You don't need to be a fantastic side to give someone the occasional hoofing. "There are no easy games in this league" - clearly there are. I could easily extend this list by including games in the Europa League and the League Cup too as we've frequently shown how disinterested we are in even giving some genuine minnows a pasting. Where did Liverpool finish last season, 7th? A decent upper-midtable side who won by 3 clear goals in the league on 9 occasions whilst we scrabble round attempting to hang onto 1 goal leads against everyone, no matter who they are.

You're wrong, and HF will show you just how wrong later with a carefully compiled pie chart.

Time to come up with something new. This is getting rather boring. Is he wrong ? Wullie is 100% Perhaps it was just me but I thought there was a pretty extended period in that second half where we had more of the ball and looked more likely to score, they seemed happy to sit back and try and hit us on the break. Hasn't that been our gameplan for the season? Although, we've often sat back after a 2 goal lead, not 1 (which isn't very good but saying it's with a one goal advantage isn't true, IMO). We looked likely but we never seem to make clear cut chances, it always seems to be scrappy second ball hits. We never seem to slice team open. Bugs me that like. Not disagreeing with that, we're not a really creative side, although, Remy's chance (the handball) was a really good one. I just didn't think Swansea really tried to take it to us after the break, we settled down and they withdrew a bit and hit us on the break, which worked as we were all over the place in the middle. After the second goal, their tails were up and we were unforgivably abject, heads shouldn't drop like that. This is a common theme. I think the players are as aware as the supporters that "falling behind = defeat" in almost all circumstances. I very much doubt there's any time spend doing anything other than working on Plan A, for which the mantra of "DO NOT CONCEDE FIRST" is everything.

I predict a complete formation and system overhaul.

Rooney out, how? 5 yellows.

This is it really, when people talk about a team "in form", they generally mean playing well and full of confidence. We've been winning yet haven't been in form at all. We don't allow ourselves to get into form because we yank back the reins at the first sign of a trot.

Time to come up with something new. This is getting rather boring. You're telling me. Pig sick of it, have been for three years.