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"NEWCASTLE - Have made a £7 million offer for Pablo Aimar at Zaragoza. He has chosen the Toon over Portsmouth and Benfica with Sunderland also keen. Why is that of interest to Rovers? No idea. I'm just showing off." Thats all he has said about it as far as I know. He's posting on football365 forum under the name Ewood Geordie aswell. On their he says it's a done deal basically, and to expect an announcement soon. Like I say, it could just be nothing, but for a journalist to get a whole host of Newcastle fans excited (see the posts on the Football365 forum), and then for it to turn out to be nonsense would really hurt his reputation, especially as he posts on those boards all the time. That's not him on 365 mate, just someone else who's nicked his "info" to look ITK. If you look through that thread on BRFCS and the preceding ones, there are quite literally hundreds of occasions where he's been wrong but the Rovers fans lap it up regardless. He said Ten Cate was guaranteed Blackburn manager even after he'd been announced as Panathinaikos coach, he said Modric would still sign for us even after being unveiled as a Spur, he said Chimbonda to us was a done deal. He's a bullshitter, plain and simple. He works for two of the shittiest papers in this country - all you're finding out is what's on the back of either the Mirror or the People. Would you usually take them as gospel? We might sign Aimar but that's been a rumour all day since his agent's comments were put out. There's quite a few of us on here who've been giggling at Nicko for months. Believe nowt.

"Aimar Toon Star" the back page of the Mirror apparently. Nicko's finest. Only 55p at your nearest newsagents.

If you've only been introduced to him tonight, it's easy to think that. He's got about four of his own threads on that forum, each of them runs into many hundreds of pages after a week or two. You could probably count on one hand the stuff he's got right. Fair enough we might sign Aimar, but Nicko's reputation went down the plughole a long time ago. Where's he said 99.9% anyway?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtml?xml=/sport/2008/07/16/nosplit/sfnclub116.xml Transfers In: Jonas Gutierrez (Real Mallorca, £9m) Can you believe people get paid for this? I'm in the wrong line of work, me, along with most other people on here for that matter.

This would go just as well in the "Media hate NUFC" thread: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/ferdinand-the-latest-big-name-to-snub-newcastle-868588.html A shambles of an article full of lies, cheap digs and totally unfounded speculation.

Another completely wrong? Hopefully we'll get him anyway and Gold will be dead. Not sure we need him now we've got Inler.

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I remember once he said there was a massive scoop in one of his shitty rags (buy it, only 55p) and it turned out to be a one liner in one of those shitty "gossip" things they stick in the corner to fill space.

That's not him, obviously a Rover who's picked it up from BRFCS.

It's been lingering and now its in the Times. Owen obviously leaked it as he is livid that Milner is interfering with his efforts to seal another £100,00 a week contract. It's been lingering? What the fuck are you on about? As for "It's in the Times"... what the fuck are you on about?

Any evidence that the story's not just column filling bullshit? Thought not.

Only 55p.

I see what you did there.

aimar i think Who?

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Told you. He knows fuck all man.

At least we know apathy hasn't set in amongst the NUFC faithful. We're a right fucking bunch of sad bastards aren't we?

Nicko must proper get off on this, the forum breaking down because people want to know what absolute drivel he's spinning tonight. mackems.gif

That's the reason I hate him.

I agree, better to send them death threats.

Think Zamora will bang in the goals for them and Pantsil looked a decent prospet too. Pantsil is a W-Ham fan favorite, my mum is gonna be gutted. Sorry, is that sarcasm? He's played 7 games in 2 years. They absolutely love him down there, cult hero type thing. "You've got Owen, we've got Pantsil!" - cue lots of funny looks from some very dubious Geordies (and Dave).

I'll sound like one of those twats I always hate if I comment on Matias Fernandez, so I won't.

Probably not worth it, you know what Liverpool fans are like. The world starts and ends with them and unfortunately for his rep, Jose probably had his two poorest games against Liverpool.

How fucking dare you steal my choice? Jenas and Hislop complete my top three.

That was a great night, I got off the bus at the top of Grey St, walked towards the Monument and immediately I could just feel it in the air, that something really special was happening.