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2.05...Loses his distraction

Steve Macmanaman Rupert Brooke WW1 poet http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Steve+Mcmanaman+Newcastle+United+v+Manchester+jAOw3f4XJanl.jpg

BBC's been Pardewed Carvered.. "The hosts were hampered by a supporter boycott"

The senior squad could learn a lot from that.. KTFB

£500 Ar*e to win then I'm done with NUFC. Get spanked and it will confirm what we have to look forward to Win and they'll appoint Charver.

30/5=6... remind me how much Riviere ( is alledgedley meant to have) cost. 2 Obertw*ts I heard

Fixed ya post. Shorts and a neck warmer... such style

The first training session should be fun..... psychotic jock facing some johnny foreigner parachuted in threatening to take his place in the first team. I reckon at least one ACL will go.

We all knew that.. why didn't Pardpoo ?

Looks like he taught Mourinho some decency... his visit to the Bradford changing rooms after the game sounds very dignified. Which makes him being such a pric* with the media, all round cockiness and post match whining all the more baffling.

Ahem... Tesco, Enron, Allen Stanford, Bernard Madoff etc all had their accounts signed off by one of the big 4

Where's this cra* come from he's loaded ? It's often bandied about he's worth £4billion.. his remaining stake is only worth £2475million. I'd be mortified if I lost 38% of my wealth... no wonder he can't think straight about a replacement for Pardpoo.

surely now the cnuts gone...re-open it when he dies.

Kevin Dillon, assistant coach to Pardew at Reading, on BBC Radio 5 live: "I think it's a perfect fit. I think Alan's done a great job at Newcastle after being there four years. They've played in Europe, he got manager of the year and recently manager of the month. "I worked for him for three years and he's the best coach I've worked with( He can only have worked with 1 then). He's hands on ( yer missus). He doesn't sit back and let things happen( he stands up and lets things happen) He comes up with the procedures and does the coaching himself (gawd help Palace)."

Aye.. given the snake a handy diversion

Top windmilling... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFV1iFVJUoA

What's happened to the Mackem munter Louise Taylor.... strangely pro Toon. http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/dec/07/newcastle-united-chelsea-premier-league-match-report

He had a cracking game yesterday, but not let's carried away. As an individual he's very limited, but don't forget Frank Clark won the the European Cup.

He'd have been outstanding as a noughties politician. As a footie manager of overpaid prima-donnas he's pretty handy. As a front man for Chelski he comes across as a cocky spoilt pric*. The media lick his hoop. Just feck-off.

'Gers fans finally realise they've been screwed by Ashley.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30284514 Welcome to our world ... we did warn you.

we paid more than qpr. We paid more than almost everyone Should have gone to Specsavers.. we paid more than 9... which means we paid less than 10. Unless you're an advocate of less is more

Lets hope Whelan is a man of his word... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30236333

More sideways/backward passes than Batty

"Yet Pardew’s team remain among the most pleasingly watchable cavaliers in the league"

Vids of their loss to Chelski and Everton. Go to Youtube and search "liverpool fan commentary gerrard" ... the first 2