Big Geordie

What will cabbage heeds excuse be today then?

If this is the fayre to expect this season, we are gonna be in real trouble - again. Embarrassing. 3-0 - great finish

Here’s jo from Linton to save the day :: ?

Almiron on for Carroll

We won’t finish with 11 men here either.

Lamptey best player on the pitch by a country mile. Bruce is clueless. Brighton could win this by 4 or 5.

This is men against boys. No contest

Shocking start

Southampton 1 Spurs 5 Kane

Sounds like Southampton are all over the place. Not been a great start to the season for them!

Son gets his 4th :: Southampton 1 Spurs 4

Fumaca

Well, I'm tuning out in a few mins as 'Des' Part 2 is on ITV.

Too early to write him off, man. He needs regular, consistent football. Perhaps a loan move would suit him better at present.

Club website, or channel 719 on Freeview (Radio Newcastle)

Fraser!!!

I find it incredible that we haven’t won a domestic trophy for 65 years yet we keep fielding weak teams year after year in the cups. No wonder we have that record. We know where the priority is - PL survival only.

Gonna do our best to get knocked out sharp again? ::

Blackburn miss a really good chance through Lewis Holtby.

Mackems level

Barrow winning on their return to the FL.

Palace 1 Southampton 0 Zaha

On your maiden call up the the England squad and during a pandemic? Howay man. Pair of bellends!

Phil Foden - married and with a bairn. ::

Nope - none at all. Not in the top division, anyway.