Big Geordie

Arsenal/Fulham 2nd Big clubs always get on first unless a game turns out to be something special. It's all about the ratings.

He's a waster. Fed up of his pish - time to move him on.

Not match fit today and I'm grateful the tramp didn't score.

Get it up you, Fat Heed!

Two terrific goals today. He's gonna be a huge player for us 2nd half of the season. However, I think he'll be off in the summer (on to bigger and better things) If that's the case, he goes with my blessing. Quality player.

Great win, but by christ - did we make hard work of it. Will take it though.

Cabaye! Brilliant freekick

Thought that was in from Collins for a minute!

Lost our shape again - sitting back. Usual Pardew 2nd half.

Need to keep on as we have been doing and not sit back, but then again - that's what Pardew tends to do 2nd half. Remy and Cabaye are terrorizing them.

West Ham might be pish, but we've been superb. Spawny goal - not a good time to conceed

7mins added on......

Mackems will go on and win this.

Mackems level.

Mackems will spawn an equalizer at some time.

Borrini makes it 2-1. Game on now.

2-0 Lovrren!

Should have just been 2-0. Bennett on Radio Newcastle isn't happy.

Northern Echo suggesting that de Jong could be swapped for Cisse.

Southampton fans reckon that there could be some major asset stripping gonna happen, with the likes of Shaw, Lalana, etc being punted. Club most likely then put up for sale.

Am sure her wrong'un would be like a clown's pocket and her fanny like a wizard's sleeve. She goes through men like a hot knife through butter.

She's a wrong'un, that one (Kym Marsh)

Just a new face to freshen things up a bit. Is it too much to ask?

Lousie Taylor will be wetting her knickers now.