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I have just said to the bar maid I will pay 5 quid for that pint that should cost 3. Feel ambitious a fuck now. End of

Taking advantage of a club in financial turmoil by looking to sign 3rd choice keeper because harper spat his dummy out.

Don't blame him. Of course you don't, it's every Newcastle supporters dream to w*** over the glory of the Mersey legends Their owners are showing more ambition than ours. End of. If you call spunking way too much money on players ambition then yes. Only the Suarez and Enrique fees were sane figures imo

No way man. He loves yellow submarines that's why he went to Liverpool

With this lad we will be getting a Profit

What like ham head mosal?

What the hell happened to your sig, Wiggum? It was the only thing keeping me going I like these tits much nicer tbh. Do you like them lopsided then? these are less lop sided than the other ones tbf. Ok I will take your word for it

What the hell happened to your sig, Wiggum? It was the only thing keeping me going I like these tits much nicer tbh. Do you like them lopsided then?

Somehow the look on his face reminds of the thriller video when jacko starts to change into a werewolf

Only if he is of Turkish decent

Chilax lads ashley's waiting till a deal is agreed with the Mali lad so he can get them both over at the same time to save fuel costs for his helicopter

Isn't it the Ref's job to control the players/match?

No it follows on from the m'bengue thread ;-)

Think he looks like Cheikh M'Bengue myself. Nah has a bit of Tiote about him if I am honest.

Looks a bit like Patrick Kluivert

Love these young un-polished diamond type players. if he does sign I reckon he'll develop in to a top player considering his "shithouse" attributes and also his wife and kids who seem to have big appetites

9th

Now your joking right?

Fixed it for you now Dave!... http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8397/checkitout.jpg

Flippin heck guys I was looking at the tackle not the person! I guess we should sign him then but keep him away from HBA.

How old are you mate? Probs a bit older than you

I am guessing it's not an international match then? Isn't that Elano on the deck, looks like it on my netbook?

That's an international match the first one he did was a league match. Think of that Palacious horizontal challengue going in but snapping the leg from a long run up. Pretty sure it was this kid. :lol: :lol: Are you joking? Please tell me you are. No it just sticks in my mind. Right winger had ball at feet. This kid was about 15-20 feet away, picks up speed, launches himself full pelt and snaps opposition players leg. Was a ridiculous challenge.

That's an international match the first one he did was a league match. Think of that Palacious horizontal challengue going in but snapping the leg from a long run up. Pretty sure it was this kid.

Fkn Hell. Think i'm losing the plot here. I think the forum has finally broken in mental insanity. Can't find the first clip of the horizontal one but this is the second one he did.... http://www.taclealagorge.com/2009/03/tacle-de-mbengue-sur-alonso/