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I'd swap both Ameobi and Best for Grant Hoult. Really impresses me that lad. Obertan wouldnt get a job in McDonalds if he had no pace about him.

Looking good but took ages like. Dave, did you do the transfer using floppy disks?

Interesting that a part from Bale none of the other wales players will earn what a terry or rooney will earn combined in a week. Neil Taylor is too slight to be a full back but milner is a joke of a footballer tbh

Maybe it ll be a pic of Alan Pardew doing the Keith treacy "stance"?

clearly studies the karma sutra

Well put matty.

At the fulham game out of four seated sections only one, the far right was filled with away support so there was a massive 3 sections of empty seats.

FWIW I have no problem with standing just so long as it doesn't spoil other peoples match. Your view seems to be that if I have been moved from a place where I could stand then I am going to continue to do it even if it spoils the game for other people. Instead of making people fight a new cause and have to report people, seat numbers etc. Why don't you just sit down and then take your own issue up with the club. After all you can still see the game seated without spoiling everyone's else's view.

ToonUltra you do have your view but let's put it another way. Let's say you are sitting on a full bus and an old lady gets on. Do you... A) stay seated cos you like to sit leaving the frail old lady to stand uncomfortably Or B) give up ya seat to her because even though you don't like to its being a bit more respectful to others? 10 years ago most would probably choose b but reading comments in this thread it seems these days its the opposite way round.

if true they should just be banned without even a warning. no doubt one or two will say she should just f*** off and move. Actually if its the same woman the story is worse than that. My dad used to sit there but asked to be moved for the fulham game cos of all the idiots moved there. She actually had walking sticks and had to stand so after she became uncomfortable she put her hand on the lad in fronts shoulder to ask him to sit down. He shrugged her off which caused her to lose balance, turned round and by this time she was falling so he tried to grab her to stop her but her husband who had also had abuse thought the kid was attacking her so punched him. He ended up getting thrown out. The kids who were standing were given match bans.

Wasn't that to but the shares off hall and shepherd and essentially the ownership of the club though?

Can we have the thread title changed to "The Joey Barton Show"? Cos between the player, his ego, his gob and Twitter we not half have a team of entertainers.

Mike is about to open his wallet... ... to check his lottery ticket

Make it interesting and send both Perch and Ranger there in a straight swap

With all the draft, this fucking window will shut soon. I just hope Mike and Dekka get their fingers cut off in the process. As much as I think he is a prick too. I feel sorry for Pardew who's obviously getting told complete lies from the people above. Would it surprise anyone if our top players move on in the next few windows having seen these bunch of idiots in action now?

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On behalf of everyone at Newcastle United we would like to thank Derek for his "on-field" contribution because he managed to fuck up everything off it.

Yes loadsa fucking water from that fucking borehole

Yes Pardew has clearly just thrown his clothes back on after finishing shagging Lambias' missus

Yes better than Simpson who I would put in ahead of him. Both limited players but Taylor edges it for me

Hope so! If we ever meet Ian we should buy each other a drink for the sake of fucking hope!

Fair enough we should sign another player who isn't too old put had winners medals in his possession

Personally I think too many people get this guy mixed up with john utaka who was crap. This guy I would take in our current state

1. Mourinho wanted Lampard that window, ended up with Muntari by default. 2. Mourinho wasn't in complete charge of signings at Inter. 3. Mourinho has bought plenty of duds in his time, this guy is one his biggest. 1. Lampard and muntari are two completely different players though. 2. My first point is not based on speculation, rumour, complete pap etc.