BottledDog

That video.

People really need to get over the look of his forehead ffs. Just think of it as a developing 3rd eye.

Can't say I'm particularly fussed on the price as long as we come out with an exciting pair of replacement strikers to attack the Champions League with. Ideally like to see him rot or loaned to Ajax, but not if it means we can't bring someone else in.

Already taken.

Yeah, anyone who comes on here calling him a mummy's boy with a fanny in his forehead can fuck right off. Seems dead canny.

If he likes tradition so much, why was this not announced 3pm on a Friday! Welcome sonna.

We!?

6 foot 6 and a nice set of guns, the undisputed king of your mums. Woltemade. - Carter USM (Sheriff Fatman)

That the meeting with Isak went badly and we couldn't delay on a statement signing. Strand Larson I reckon was the expensive dog end of the Wilson replacement train that we'd set aside 50m for (or more if like Ekitike, they could become a successor after bedding in). As such, he may still sign. I'd prefer the more experienced and possibly cheaper Wissa at this point, but would still happily see him in our shirt if mardy arse gets his Liverpool move.

The journalists did the usual. Keeping a story alive by saying it was reported we kept upping the bid by 5m or whatever and Wolves weren't budging. They hadn't a clue.

Strand Larsen was never an Isak replacement.

Reckon it's a pretty logical chain of events. Every striker we have gone for in this window was a Wilson replacement and/or looking towards a succession post Isak next year. As soon as we got a definitive answer from the meeting with Isak before the Liverpool game we finalised this deal that had been very much on the radar, but on the back burner until that point. The focus switches to a more prem experienced striker that could work with him. Someone like Wissa feels a better fit than a Strand Larsen type now.

Er, hello?!

Oh, for sure. But if I come into some money, I at least have a shot at landing the jacket.

Absolutely in love with his top.

Nah, sorry, there is no way 70m Nick Woltemade is us being forced to 'move on' to a last minute Strand Larsen backup.

People easily forget, we're as sneaky as a ninja.

Bedwetters re-assemble!

Stop the boats man. That's creepy as fuck.

Off you pop then.

Out of fucking nowhere again. Geeeeeet the fuck in.

Oh Florian! Be still my beating heart.

Rotten to the core. Throw us in the sea.