BottledDog

Arguably though Andy, the team lacks edge, not good eggs. Howe will never see it, but maybe we need a gallic shrug of a man, a disruptor, a bad boy.

He might not be the best, but his unveiling vid is top draw. Ffs.

At least he cared about the club. This lot are taking the piss out of us, fixating on top class players rather than compromising and signing some randoms to keep us dripping in dopamine upe to the point we get joyously angry, wallowing in how they turned out worse than Guivarc'h.

The chumocracy and full-on fawning of our current football pundits. Need a bit of niggle sometimes.

Don't be absurd. Gonna brick a widow.

Come home bonny lad. Always in ar heartthtbs. Xx

Not saying I'm ITK, but the spirits have spoken and I'm getting another name, a new name. And he's apparently... not a nonce. Does anyone here, have a connection with a... Mark. Could be a Mick, or beginning with the letter M?! Mike? Could be a Martin?

Chapeau!

I still believe. Maybe if a few more people around here believed too it would happen, but no, you'd all rather Tinkerbell died and the world burns.

Fast becoming a club legend this lad. We'll be hoying up statues to him soon.

Got rinsed. Go back to bid number 2.

Nearly, try again! 55m might get him.

My work here is also done. An undoubtably too tight track top is mine!

Not all Howes fault as he's not currently there, but Bournemouth have got shot of Solanke now, so we'll never know if it could have worked out in the end or not.

Yeah, but, he signed Solanke who has struggled badly, scoring just three times in 42 Premier League outings under Howe.

Fabian Schär is always 100% fit.

Marcelino's old number? Concerning.

£4.5?! We need WilliamPS on our negotiating team, pronto!

Shhh now. True though. 20m plus add-ons and incentives. And when we say incentives, we're not talking money according to reports!

Would be disappointed if he doesn't kick on and get some game time this season.

You worry too much. We'll be somewhat inconvenienced at worst.

5 goaaaal keepers. Foooouuur left backs, some of the Longstaffs, two of the Mileys, one Miggy Almilron, and an Emil Henry Kristoffereeeer Krafth!

There aren't many out there called Marc Guehi. I don't know the costs involved, but we should happily pay 90+ million for a genuine Marc Guehi.