BottledDog

As far as Isak replacements go, he'd be decent.

Trump making history on the global stage. On the football stage, the global stage. 'The country was dead, now we have a hot country. Ooh.' 'Pele was so great.' What the actual fuck did I just watch. Full on fever shivering nightmare. Idiocracy didn't go far enough for the shit humanity is starting to serve up.

That a barely defrosted Goodfellas meat feast?

What sort of eejit would pay for a Sky Sports subscription at this time of year!? Exactly. No point completing the deal and paying out on wages when the season hasn't even started yet.

The effect every DCL thread bump has on me.

If you can get the petition started, I'll fire up WordPerfect and start pulling together the dossier.

I AM FUCKING JACKED! PUMPED? YES, YES I AM PUMPED! PUMPED AND FIZZING!!!!

Scandalous? Ffs. I'm sure the "millions of pounds of taxpayers' money" spent on making it look like an oasis for wildlife (or the odd pidgeon/cow) was hard spent, but it would be nice to wait for the actual plans before the mackems and well meaning wetwipes start throwing petitions about.

If this guy can nonchalantly ping a ball upfield to Isak. Well. Fuck. That would be lovely. If not. Would rather stick with Vlad, Pope, and Ruddy.

Well, you say that, but if the Owls play their cards right... there'll be a few pints in it for them.

Cordero, I welcome you.

Ooof, bit worrying. Hope you get back up and running quickly Eddie!

I've heard he is quicker pears down stairs.

It'll be like the warm spreading feeling you get when the sun breaks through the grey clouds and touches you, down there. Like hot buttered toast on a veranda on a car, cantering along the Amalfi coast dreaming of Spennymoor.

Bit sweary.

Fuuuuuuuck that sax sounds like a Kazoo.

The prancing tit has gone full on Anderson.

Oh god.

Wacka Wacka heeeeey.

Got off when the bus passed Ballys.

I mean, it feels wrong, but getting right into the chilled acoustic Dan Burn song.

Sunderland getting a kicking for paying players more than 15 quid a week.

About as legit as Howes transfer updates.