BottledDog

Good God man, there is no way I can put a cork in it for another year.

Pretty certain we were always going to bring in a striker. Just not necessarily in time for the Wolves game.

Not complete.

Not necessarily myself, but a fair few people would rather another 15 years of Mike Ashley than sign this guy. And that should be respected.

Luke has to see someone about those voices in his head. Seems to be really struggling.

Braithwaite? Heard good things about Nigel Davenport in the B team.

A Barcelona player? Any Barcelona player. That's a huge range.

Would be great to think we should be 8-10th, even without further signings! Top half would be grand though tbf.

Why aye-eee sak.

Give over.

Really not sure about these thread titles like.

He will never be an elite player though according to reports. Still, it's good to give Wood a bit of competition.

Seems a bit of a dubious thread based on some out of the blue tweets from out of town journos. Any chance of this happening? @Ando7

As does bestow praise. Wish someone would bestow praise on me. Ideally in the form of intense flattery, a golden carpet, or a field of horses.

Nobody really knows (at least not anyone relying on twitter spreadsheets). However, having to take a second job on hawking card games tells its own story.

Check that posters IP, stat!

I love it!

Rich knows what he's doing. It's part of an elaborate smokescreen to keep the press spies away from sniffing around our other target. The real target.

Yup, and I think you'll find he now pips Fabian Schär in the hot or not stakes too.

Is Wales British? Pretty sure it originally came from Wales.

Amazing stuff. Wood does those fkn cushioned headers back to the keeper as if he practices them in training everyday.

It feels like they are just doing nothing to spite you at this point.