BottledDog

Eh!? 'kin hell Lee.

People really want a stadium in a ditch rather than a cathedral on the hill?! Give over.

4-0 4-0 3-0 2-0 2-1 Just can't understand the positivity when anyone with eyes (and a mastery of numbers/scorelines) sees that Howe is taking us backwards here. It's incalculable how many goals we'll be conceding in 8-9 fixtures time, but it may be as many as 17 a game!

Because Darren Am browse.

Absolutely buzzing. Welcome Vakho!

Overwhelmingly highly unconfident.

Amazing stuff. Noo's first ever goal and it's against Barca! Hope her injury at the end doesn't turn out as bad as it looks... Fingers crossed.

Nothing on NowTV? Fuuuuuuckk.

My cousins kid is making her first start for Man City today. Bricking it for her. Forza Naomi!

Hosts?! Nobody should have given you authority to take the cheese wheel. Tonali needs it for cramp. Return the cheese wheel!

Incredibly tough on him and his family. Wishing you all the best bonny lad, hope to see you back and part of our journey again some day.

You what mate?

Think Eddie has it spot on. Howay the lads!

Rather than a suave Italian accent, seems Tonali has a touch of Brazilian breaking through. Good god, Bruno and Joelinton have a lot to answer for.

Fair. Drop the grey then. People appear to be forgetting how the mancs literally couldn't pass to each other because of such a 'colour'. Even as an accent that covers a small amount of the shirt, that still means a potential loss of, say 15%, passing accuracy.

Grey? As an accent colour? This country is the pits.

Massively happy for my cousin's kid moving back into the WSL, but had a vague hope of her coming to us this season, maybe on loan. Not that she has much of a link with the NE, and no doubt best to be stepping on with one of the top teams, but hoping she might see the light and become a black and white in a few years!

If this guy stops being a buzz word biscuit, and fills me with Sunny D, I'll absolutely be buttering crumpets.

Right, now that that one's out of the way, any new links today on players coming in the next window?