BottledDog

Ok, think I've got enough of a handle on how to say his name that I can take some time off and put aside the next few months or so to compose a new chant. Don't fuck me over now nufc.

Only tying him to a longer contract so West Ham have to pay a bit more.

So Ornstien's saying he's malnourished now? Would never have happend under Bruce. :/

...and my groin!

Something's buggered up, it's now showing Nigeria for me.

It's the wink that seals it. Am double locking the front door tonight.

That a threat?!

Arnonel has just jinxed it. We're fecked. Happy Birthday though!

Worked for Bracewell.

HEYAHOOOOOOO!!!!

V

I for one am delighted we lost. Could have been much worse.

If you insist. Well, that was a bit shite. Proper bollocks. Sack the board.

The days of pissing down the back of people's legs and being accepting of it because of the rush you get from being part of the crush is long gone, and that feels like a shame. Sad times.

Sandro Tonali is easier to pronounce at least.

Don't get too attached, transfer window is still open. /is something some mosterous cunt from talkspork might proffer...

Wait, what!?

Picking up speed now, but still reckon their estimated wait time is almost Napster-esque.

Already been in the queue for 35 mins or so...

Or Maxi...

Yup, was v good to watch today bar the godawgul finishing.

Just started bringing random re-gens on at the end there. God I feel old.

Possibly, hopefully. It certainly isn't better for him leaving so far, and even if the squad becomes more effective at some point, the excitement/joy he brought feels like it would be harder to replace.

If Harvey Barnes is going to be as great to watch as Laurent Robert I would be fairly 'in' too. Happy to trust your judgement on this!

That's what his clubs fans seem to pick on though, his stats suggest he's a a 40m, maybe 50m player but that the stats aren't everything. They call him frustrating, inconsistent, and defensively naive. Need a lot of persuading that he'll be better than Maxi, especially in the chances he'll provide for others which Maxi has become much more consistent with. Wish him well of course, but remain gutted that we're losing a player that has been such an absolute joy to see on the pitch.