BottledDog

You wot m8?!

Paul Kitson just staring. Unblinking.

Good lord.

Eckkckckkiteeeeekckckkckkkeeeee... ...can fuck off with the rest of that cuntish team. We deserved more but that shit felt inevitable. Utter scum. Hugely proud of the effort tonight.

Absolutely worth sticking your house on promotion this season.

They are precisely the people we don't want to make decisions. Referendums are the way forward. I for one vote for a new stadium on Barrack Road and two absolutely terrific strikers. I also propose that the Highbury allotments become a state of the art sauna/training facilities.

Well this is surprisingly traumatic. Safe journey south Matt. Keep your windows closed!

We don't half struggle to sell players.

Can't see them turning down a fucking whopper of a £32m profit. But here we are.

Postage.

Hate to say we're missing the obvious here, but the blame lies primarily with Gateshead. Until they make the view across the river more palatable, we'll always be fighting a losing battle in attracting top talent to the area.

Who thought it clever to call him Ramsey? It's an awfully difficult name to build a song around.

Ah, yeah.

A day? We may have to rotate depending on numbers, but happy to go for as long as Jawdaw decides ultimately. Still reckon there's a good chance we'll sign someone mind.

I too will add my arse. Anyone else? Could save them a fortune on the Christmas display.

A peak into Isak's lair. Reckon he might have gone full on tonto.

It's entirely plausible that the media storm was all manufactured by Newcastle and Isak himself. A ploy to unleash him against the unsuspecting scousers.

Er, hello... why are these guys getting appointments in while we men (yet again!) suffer.

Andy Howe has awoken. The lions of this land no longer sleep - their silence is broken, their eyes are open, and their roar will echo across every corner of the kingdom. Fingers crossed for at least a striker incoming.

Bless you!

He might have more things to worry about right now, but he's really not helping me win my Golden boot bet. What an absolute spanner.

Is that sport? I like sport. GIVE ME SPORT!