Dokko

So Staveley's bid wasn't serious....thought not.

Dear Slim (haha), I wrote you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em .... Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is Ken

That Blob Eliot? Fucking traitor.

The open letter is an absolute pointless exercise apart from making those who wrote it feel better about themselves in that they are doing something about all this. I'll never discourage anything anyone ever does to get rid of Ashley, though this move is a nothing move with little consequence, but what else can they do? The mass have shown their true colours, they can't be arsed to do anything and refuse to participate in anything that involves any effort from their behalf. Because of that Ashley is going nowhere. I put it down to the type and class of people who associate with football these days. The 'working man' era have either been priced out, barred or gave up long ago. SJP is now full of the next generation of fan. The customer. No different from those who attend the cinema and in that the emotion has been diluted to near nothingness.

Oooh, 3rd and final round.

Carroll is out of contract in the summer, and no one will pay money for him now (or ever again) I'd be willing to take over his daft wages till the end of the season, see if we can get some games out of him. If he's on the pitch he scores goals. He's not been on the pitch for any decent spell for about 3 years, but a gamble that is possibly worth taking for half a season. No chance we'd swap a player worth £15m for him though, its fantasy talk by WHAM supporting hacks. The best deal WHAM could get for Carroll is someone take over his wages and he leaves for free at the end of the season, same deal we have with Colback.

This is easily the worst top flight Newcastle team I’ve had the misfortune of watching, and with recent two relegations in that time it’s pretty obvious where this one is going. Apart from an ok defence which is ok due to sacrificing anything attacking in hope to bore the opposition to death, weve fuck all to offer the league. We’ve become Sunderland. We are a turd which doesn’t have the luck or fight our neighbours had for several seasons so will flush this season. Rafa has setup so negative that we can’t attack properly. Defenders look good and attackers look poor, that becomes entrenched as the poor games go on. Our attack has too much to do, too much ground and space to cover, can’t make the right decisions as they aren’t there as the rest of the team are 20 yards too deep. But they get labelled as shite while the defenders praised, its not a coincidence, it’s because that’s the way the manager has us playing. He’s lost faith in the team, he doesn’t believe in them but he brought most of them in and it’s up to him to make them better players. Defenders again have all improved, attackers have been left on their own, most out of the first team for more defensive minded attackers and the ever decreasing circle of shit football continues. When warnock of Cardiff is doing just as well as you then you can’t just blame the players, you need to look at your own approach to all this and wonder if you need to make changes as well. Without drastic changes to the manager, players or owner, we’re going down, I think we all know this now, however I’m not sure handing Rafa money this window is going to help, I don’t think he’ll get to bring in the right players now our position has sunk dramatically over December and takeover talk has all but fizzled out. There is no ambition left at the club, when your own manager (who is just seeing out his contract) has gone from no way (to being relegated) to miricale (to survive) in a few months then who will want to join this mess? The players must think it’s nailed on with his comments. Such shit management, but people will still back him for telling the truth. Hope those same people don’t mind being called for their faults at work and still apply themselves 100% day in day out. So here I am, giving less of a shit as days go by, wonder whether I want this club in the league, or see it burn. Either way I think the catalyst for both scenarios would be Rafa leaving this month ( im saying this as he will never have the players he needs to make a go of it here) as we will have a bigger reaction either way, instead of staying in limbo coasting to relegation and then everyone in hindsight stating how inevitable it all was.

He'll do a Chimbonda and resign a minute after the final whistle of the season.

I can barely watch us on the tele these days, no idea how or why people go to games, we’re fucking shite. Even when we’re picking up points we’re shite. Tragic stuff. Turning off to watch bake off.

Dave packed it in because of all the cucks who keep going to games and refusing to boycoutt tbh So if Amir bought the already bought ticket, then didn't go, Dave would come back?

Wanting to buy an already purchased ticket from the club (by someone else) as a one off is seen as continued financial support to Ashley. Wow this place has gone to shit, no wonder Dave packed it in.

Hopefully they bring the new war chest with them Coming later by train as it couldn’t fit on the helicopter As long as it doesn’t get knicked at a Greggs on the way Not a chance. hard man, author and Geordie hero Steve Wraith is protecting it with his life.

Hopefully they bring the new war chest with them Coming later by train as it couldn’t fit on the helicopter

Is he shit? 1 goal ahead of £70m rated Thauvin and 1 behind Neymar in the league.

News conference being arranged for 5pm.

Howey the takeover!

Can’t believe we’re less than 24 hours away from the end of Ashley. Happy days.

FCB's a cunt, but why are you divorcing over it? She looks like Ashley with her new haircut and he can't take it any more.

At least they got their club back regardless of the division.

The club is broken for years to come. If you haven’t already, get out now.

Can't profess to know anything about him although his record is very similar to The Hoss. Would he not be competing for Perez's place rather than Rondon's?

I do think we were close, but the fat man has moved the goalposts, probably the noise about the advertising at SJP. I supposed his wet dream in this is leaving with his pound of flesh but still impacting us financially and visibly for as long as he possibly can. Look what he did to Rangers with a tiny stake in the club.

Doubt we can compete with the financial muscle of the Mighty Leeds for a Hull player.

Tidy player, disappointed in the way he left, felt like he lacked desire and a decent set of balls. Looks like we all lost out on this one. Maybe if he were a few year older he'd not have reacted the way he did and instead knuckled down and worked for his spot.