James

Noel Gallagher was outside my house for a few hours yesterday taking photos of for his new album. was a bit of a Man City retrospective. Frustratingly as I was in a Teams call at the time I did not even notice - but my house could be on the cover of his new album

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Either he stays with us or we send him to the Eredivisie for a year which I think would be better for him than the English leagues

Signings will happen if the fee can be agreed

Key conference calls with agents lined up for week ahead

boom ITK. join me over next year as I post vague ITK stuff that must be true cos I know the team lineups.

Reckon today we will see Dubravka, Trippier, Joelinton, Botman and Bruno all starting

Was very clear to me that Murphy, Lascelles and ASM don’t belong in this team any more, they regress us.

How refreshing is it for a transfer to fail because they chose to play with Messi, rather than our one and only ‘we tried’ offer getting rejected

That picture needs it own thread

I feel it in my toes

nah, despite sharing a name he is not related to Michel Platini.

you were literally the 4th person to reply to that thread so engage your fucking brain (oh sorry forgot you didn’t have one) before you go around slurring people as racist.

Sonny Perkins, 18 years old, played three times for West Ham has left them for an unknown club having rejected Hammer’s contract offer.

Good player, don’t think he is a good fit for most PL teams however

Krafth, Hendrick and Almiron aren’t here lads, no point coming into training, see you in three weeks.

Not sure people will want to go to all the way to Atlanta when there is no match on

N’zogbia’s pathway in to the team would be good to replicate possibly

that is because running is banned in the Dutch league

Think it is just a case of not completing the whole medical yesterday (some players need longer medical than others), sorting out the media, plus NUFC wanting to make a couple of sponsorship and kit announcements. absolutely nothing to worry about at all they will announce it when they want to. he is ours

Wijnaldum was our 15/16 season equivalent of Michael Owen. I passionately despise him

Lee Ryder just sued you for plagiarism

Im not worried about that, I think Howe will have evolved us further by the time the season starts. think we’ll be a bit like Leicester catch everyone by surprise - although this time don’t have the fortune of Spurs being the second best team that year.