Keefaz

They're fucking horrible and I hate them.

Like anyone could possibly predict what Ashley will do. He's a fucking loon.

Aye, scored that OG against Man Utd to stop the mackems winning.

Very rich owner. Richer than ours? Considerably. How. Annoying.

Very rich owner. Richer than ours?

Aye, let's show the kids some love.

It's more a case of me wondering where they came from to even negotiate with a player like Ben Arfa. Wikipedia says Hoffenheim has a population of 3,272.

Who the fuck are Hoffenheim? Seriously. They were in the German version of the Conference North a few seasons ago, ffs.

"Sources close to the club". Nice that French media is full of shite as well.

Eh?

Brilliant signing by Hughton, tbh. Hope to god he stays fit.

Why do we have a random Colombian? Did his family move here?

Draw looks easy enough, tbf. Good luck to the lads.

Carroll.

You should go in and bring him out, then, cos' neeone else can.

Fuck knows. Fingers crossed for some more quality outbursts from the fat has-been throughout the season. (It's a joke, Sol. Just a joke.)

Brilliant, tbh.

Christ Almighty, we've signed a total fucking loon.

Absolutely ludicrous thread. Nice one, chaps!

Perch has played in CM has he not? Of course, he's played absolutely everywhere...

I don't fancy any of our RBs, tbh. All shit.

Perch is never our first-choice RB, is he?

It's not the appointment I have a problem with: more the fact that I can't see Beardo or Steve Stone staying at it for long. I wish we had a decent coach willing to stick at that post for 5+ years.

Because he's slow as f***. Aye, they asked him to run 5 miles. Could be waiting until tomorrow before we find out. Til we find out whether he can make the starting position or not? Til we find out if he's made it out of the car park.