Keefaz

Spent a bit of time in the second half counting how many passes we completed. I think out longest chain was 7, but usually 2 or 3. We're one of the poorest passing sides around.

Everything scares me today. Gone for the Old Firm+Leeds.

Aye, take that, Togo.

Oh, aye, 'sibutramine' sounds really organic.

Benfield Road? Howay, my hearing's not that good. West End like? Nah, I'm at the coast. I think maybe next-door are dancing? Or something. Are they "Pogo-ing because they love the Toon"? Don't seem the pogoing type, tbh. Presuming you meant the coast, as in Tynemouth, they'll be East Side...therefore, it's more likely one dropped their flask while the other cursed for poor skills. Assuming at least two people live next door. Could be. Could be something out of American Psycho. If Huey Lewis comes on their stereo, I'll post.

Benfield Road? Howay, my hearing's not that good. West End like? Nah, I'm at the coast. I think maybe next-door are dancing? Or something. Are they "Pogo-ing because they love the Toon"? Don't seem the pogoing type, tbh.

That someone will not be me. Type of work that could make you slit your wrists, tbh.

Benfield Road? Howay, my hearing's not that good. West End like? Nah, I'm at the coast. I think maybe next-door are dancing? Or something.

They say as much about our forwards last season as they do about the providers. True enough. Someone go work out the 'chances spooned' stat.

Benfield Road? Howay, my hearing's not that good.

If those were the real numbers, it's fucking abysmal.

I swear I heard clapping from next-door. It's not one of you, is it?

Worth getting in just for the puns.

Would be smashing.

Lucrative bid? Does that mean Palace will pay us?

Not more than Guthrie tbf. Thought I'd pull it up, aye, here's our top assisters in the League last year: Geremi 3 Jonás Gutiérrez 3 Danny Guthrie 3 Mark Viduka 2 Kevin Nolan 2 Obafemi Martins 2 Jose Enrique 2 Claudio Cacapa 1 Damien Duff 1 Nicky Butt 1 Shola Ameobi 1 Ryan Taylor 1 Steven Taylor 1 Habib Beye 1 Joey Barton 1 Charles N'Zogbia 1 David Edgar 1 Where's the rest of them?

Still. Credit to the lad.

He any good, then?

Why? It looks fucking toss.

I like it! Not sure it was very wise, like.

URRRRRRRRRRR! You lose. Isn't this thread about Ambrose?? [scratches head] Aye, but I was hoping we'd get to at least page two without anyone mentioning his real name.

URRRRRRRRRRR! You lose.

Cue racism. http://7amkickoff.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/peter-crouch.jpg