Keefaz

That's probably just all the hair getting in the way of your ears. Na, your mam's muff isn't quite that hairy. If anything, being in a cave should amplify the sound for you. Aye, if you listen carefully, I'm sure you could still hear my echo.

Lanky, man, get out.

That's probably just all the hair getting in the way of your ears. Na, your mam's muff isn't quite that hairy.

He's very softly spoken. When he had that interview last week on the football league show, I honestly couldn't hear a bloody word.

...hates Butt because he spurned an advance Hughton made towards him in the showers.

Let's start a new one that Hughton hates Butt.

I suspect we've had shit managers, tbh, who couldn't get the best out of these players.

Good marking that.

Boateng's an arse.

Piss. Good goal, though, tbf.

But, you'd think we'd do the same, no?

How do you get teams playing good football? I mean Burnley play better football than we have for years even though we've, arguably, had by far the better players.

I remember her quote about losing her virginity.Read as if the villain in Sooby-Doo had just been captured. "I'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that pesky solid one penetrating me!" For some reason I had a vision of Roy Castle singing, "Penetration's what you need..."

Oh, fuck off. Ridiculous.

I bet he'd still be class in this league, tbh. Would be amazing to actually have a player who can cross the ball. And from the half-way line, if needs be. (Not that I really want him, btw. Daft bloody idea)

Ashley, obviously, but I fucking hate Souness.

Bridge was terrific for a couple of seasons, but is absolutely hopeless now. Amazing how things change.

Cave explorer?

Are Arsenal fans getting pissed off?

And the ref interview bit, in fact.

Why should good defensive teams be penalised? It's just as much part of the game. Cack idea, tbh.

I decided it's too late to have an argument.

Sounds pretty unrealistic to me, tbh.

Really strange one that. You can see it in the interview with CH though. Cheers Towelie Aye, if you turn the volume right up so you can actually hear him.