Keefaz

Me an all. I will say a prayer to the football gods that a certain debonair Portuguese gent in a flasher's mac is installed at SJP during the night.

Scousers: the natural scavengers of the human race.

Some kind of... rat, I think.

They did, .com have it in the their match report.

Hear,hear.Great post Nate! :clap: Fair point, but only a complete fucking nutter would take this job after the amount of managerial upheaval and fan unrest we've had over the past few years, and i mean a fukin complete and utter mentalist. Ranieri, then.

You believe this? Mort was backing him all the way until *something happened*. Aye, he's been given the heave-ho, but I don't think it's got much to do with the fans.

I'm just waiting for the press conference tomorrow when Ashley turns up and goes, 'I've decided that there's only on man big enough for this job... me.'

Norovirus! Probably got the lurgy off Milner, though I believe it looks more like this: http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8697/emotbarfpv2.gif

When do we thinkt this will be announced? I'm not sure I can manage another fortnight or whatever of speculation.

Can I help you? Can you help us?

Yes, it was definitely a phenomenal exclusive scoop SSN got there.

Maybe they heard a rumour he's got the lurgy and decided to act in case they got the lurgy off of him.

I'd go for it. I have excellent communication skills and am equally capable of working individually or as part of a team, you know.

Poor sod. Wonder where he'll end up now?

Rob's like a mad evangelist. I'm getting sucked into his vision of the future.

God, I love Newcastle United. This club's insane.

*shudder*

Aye, all those Barca fans. Mugs.

This is an almost insane comment. But I like it.

Scolippinho.

Inflatable penguins?

Oh, god.

I hope this comes back to haunt you. So do I. There is every chance we've landed 'the big one'. No there isn't. Why is there not? It's unlikely, but not impossible. Why would he go to Chelsea who were a nothing club who'd never really won anything?

Unless Mort has lightweight socks.

Who?