Keefaz

Why has nobody 'laughed out loud' at my joke yet?

They should change their name to Lesscombe. Ahahahah. Shouldn't they?

You mean he's fatter than him? No argument there.

Ashton would be a more comlimentary player for Martins than Bent, but he's worse than Owen in terms of injuries. Which is a shame as I think he could've been an absolute star already if he'd stayed fit.

I think Parker'll keep it. By all reports, he's been a good presence in the dressing room and if that continues, I don't think Sam'll change it.

Where have you been for the last 2 years? We have gone backwards and cant attract Owen type players now. We need to build a team to get us back to that standard. and how will we do that if we replace our best player (owen...yes, he is) with somebody who isnt as good? There's more to a good team than one brilliant player, ffs. forgive me for wanting a brilliant player in our team. lets just sell owen, buy some defenders and play shola upfront. If we can keep him: great. But we've got some serious rebuilding to do, the fella's a crock, and we need to get the money from somewhere if FFS is going to be a tight cunt.

Where have you been for the last 2 years? We have gone backwards and cant attract Owen type players now. We need to build a team to get us back to that standard. and how will we do that if we replace our best player (owen...yes, he is) with somebody who isnt as good? There's more to a good team than one brilliant player, ffs.

Caught me off gaurd with that one. Sorry, mate. It just welled up inside me then burst out like a passion geyser. What exactly would you do to make the wank 'massive' though, if you don't mind me asking? Dunno, really. Some kind of caricature-esque prosthesis?

I know a lot of people don't like 'em, but I like a lot of their players and appreciate what they did for us against Kiev in the Champ League. They'll kill us, like, unless Sam's regime has kicked by then.

Caught me off gaurd with that one. Sorry, mate. It just welled up inside me then burst out like a passion geyser.

My mate was there today to support Morcambe, so I suppose he's a happy fella.

I'd take a day off work to have a massive wank if we signed Gudjonsson: rated him forever. Top player and makes things happen.

Christ. That photo really shows up his beautiful complexion.

dunno

Is, say, Eto'o a natural goalscorer?

I couldn't give a fuck. What a load of balls. Maybe when we've stopped finishing in the bottom half the feckin league table we can start to think about this, but let's concetrate on football for a bit for a change, eh?

He's well shit. I'd even rather play Luque ahead of him.

I'd go with all that, but then you look around and see all the Barca shirts on fat Englishmen and it puts you right off.

I've no idea why Bond was sacked, tbh. The Panorama thing seemed like a smokescreen at the time. Maybe he was just a wanker?

haha yeah right he's a jumped up tosser I know. I think even he knows. It's just that he likes being a jumped up tosser.

Is this because Barton has beaten up the rest of our team?

Terry Christian's a dick, but at least he knows he's a dick.

He worked as hard, but with little end product. He made a twat of himself arguing with bloody blatant offsides, and for claiming a penalty when Cech took the ball off his feet. Tbh, that's what forwards do.

I don't understand this talk about making Krul second choice. Harper's played about 20 Prem matches this season: would you really want a 19/20 year-old keeper with no PL experience doing that?