toontownman

Sums up what will be Rafa's short time here. Renewed hope and passion followed by a firm kick in the face and more pain than not caring in the first place. From Rafa to the likes of Pearson of fucking Redknapp. And that is best case scenario. I don't know what part is worse... all the shit that is going to come with this fall or the fact I still care enough for it to make me upset.

Sorry basically to sum up. Plan for failure... close thread.

Can't see that at all, they'll be desperate to leave I reckon. Wouldn't be bothered in the slightest if they did either. We will keep a couple of the bigger name players. Those two have already committed to staying if we go down. More likely than any of the others. To be fair you could argue that with just about any of our team bar maybe perez and wijnaldum who will still have suitors in Holland.

The only two games we absolutely HAD to turn up to and our so called committed players didn't bother for the first 45 minutes. For all the 12th man bollocks they spew maybe the players should start paying (reimbursing) the only team member that turns up out of their own pocket. For the amount of years we have been plastered with quotes about "buying the right characters" we have a team of possibly the worst for making an effort.

On the upside you can split that hate between him and colback all next season.

Cisse, Sissoko, Janmaat, krul, Colo, Tiote, wijnaldum, dejong will all be out. Wouldn't be surprised to see us cash in on Perez and Mitrovic and renew gouffrans contract too. Shelvey and townsend will stay for sure. Imo. We will hire Nigel Pearson, scrape into the playoffs and get knocked out early. Relegated the season after.

Won't have a choice over here.zero coverage. Which is about how much we deserve.

Ah. Been waiting for this for weeks. FINALLY! The good majority of them can thankfully fuck off.

Absolute dog shit. Try turning up from the beginning of a match one time this season. No doubt the useless fuckers will after we are relegated.

Thought the same at first. But no way he is stopping that. Should have maybe got something on it though

Darlow sold down the river by abhorrent defending again.

Dat movement. Cisse also way offside again as well as Janmaat.

Get cisse off already.

Epic cisse fail.

Time is up. Makes the word anonymous go missing from the dictionary.

On the upside Thauvin in the championship! Fap Fap.

Mitro is not even on the bench he is.

Crack open the 'who do we keep in the championship' thread. It's time.

Think he is finding out the hard way what predecessors have. Players obviously play the game and give a shit in training. Couldn't care less on the pitch.

If they aren't switched on to the task at hand. Doumbia is fighting with his national team coach. Probably not the attitude Benitez wants. That said fight would be a rare thing for someone in a newcastle shirt. Absolutely gutless. Maybe he was needed after all.

Already happy about going down. I don't want to see any of these players playing for us anymore.

Serves the mongs right.

Utter mongs.

Who is this Gini Wijnaldum? Where can we find him? Clearly not on the pitch. Will be like an extra sub for the second half.

We set a new standard to the word static.