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Head coach at QPR now no? I can see Ashely going for Sherwood and Sir Les, the majority of fans (not on here) would probably accept that. Well tbh the majority of fans here would accept that over Pardew too. Regardless they would be a cheap option, willing to prove themselves and have that Newcastle connection with Sir Les. The problem is we always drop the ball in these situations. We have a potentially fantastic chance to actually get a fantastic coach but we have been here before when we hired Souness, Roeder (although most accepted he deserved a chance), Kinnear and Pardew. Looking back at that list it makes these "Geordies are too demanding" quotes even more hilarious considering how open we have been to giving the people on that list a chance, even though many felt they would never work.

Not a chance he will walk. Will be a Mexican stand off between Pardew, who wants the dismissal money, Ashley, who wants Pardew to walk so he doesn't pay more money and than fans, who would gladly pull the trigger on both of the c***s leaving the club for good.

Good god what horrible news to come home to. Straight up disgusting if the club hasn't covered some if not all of his fees likr he says. Absolutely gutted about this news and wish Jonas a speedy recovery. Picture of him losing his hair made me well up. Poor guy.

What the f***'s up with that poll? 8% Mackems

This is going to be epic when Steve stone, John carver and Alan pardew himself finally reveal they are the ones running the site.

We would lose Janmaat, Santon, Krul, Sissoko, Tiote, Anita, DeJong, Cabella. Colo and Cisse would be pushed out wages wise. Then the likes of Riviere, Perez, Haidara would probably be looking for the nearest exit. It's too grim to think about. Team of Elliot, Raylor, Williamson, Saylor, Dummett, Obertan, Colback, Abeid, Ameobi, Armstong and Campbell. We would probably re-sign Shola.

He is digging in and hoping the fans drive him into resignation, so we don't have to pay him the compo. If we don't win or play well Saturday he won't have much choice surely.

He will play Aarons half fit next week injure him long term and we will scrape out a result. Goal coming off Tiotes bum. What then? I don't know about anyone else but having the press finally start to turn and take notice, like circling vultures I am so mentally there with him being gone finally, I cannot contemplate a win or positive result and therefore extended future with Pardew in it. I don't know whether the fans were "on him" from the start last game or whether it was after the first goal and he predictably lied to bend the truth his way. Either way I hope every last man women and child at sjp gives him the abuse he deserves from the start next week, just for questioning and blaming the supporters.

Feck me if we actually did sack Pardew...then hired Bruce and Shearer when Rafa was possibly interested Seem to remember Rafa being linked to us before. So there maybe a passing interest if he really wants to return the uk to be closer to family. He is streets ahead of everyone else linked. Anything is Better than now though!

Benitez Lmao. Yep he would leave Napoli for here.

Nah, unless your Clarkson you can't get away with that if you work for the BBC. Unlike here.

Far too reserved Alan.. stick the bloody knife in.

Oh ffs Delaying the inevitable. He'll run a mile once he realises how toxic the home games are going to be mate. "meeting, oh we had a meeting here.. oh thought you meant when we got back to Newcastle.. we waz mistaken.."

He is lucky you can't hear what he said on those videos, although it still looks bad. More easy excuses for the club to remove Carver, not like he doesn't have previous on the touchline. But if the King can survive headbutts and the rest Carver is probably pretty safe until they sack the lot of them.

Fucking love the guy. Looks shit like the rest at the moment but hopefully when Pardew is gone everything can change!

Kinnears worked out how to use the internet? Just got his own name wrong this time. f***ing c***s forgot my f***ing name when signing in the fucking newcastle fucking online w*****s

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Champers and Prawn sarnies then a few pats on the back.. "do better next week eh Alan".

Liverpool getting absolutely dicked in the first 16 minutes here. Must be the international break

Is he actually just trying to convince himself? Nobody else could believe it surely.

How much longer do we need to suffer this useless waste of skin?

Nice one Alan how do you think that will work out for you next week at SJP, spouting more shit blaming fans for your ineptitude. God giving you wont have to do it because you will be without a job, you complete useless cock.

WHAT? How many of our team were on international duty. This is possibly the worst excuse ever.

lol yep some scary reading in this thread.