toontownman

Like his old skool Srnicek tribute towards the end, didn't quite have the czech balls to dribble it past though.

Criminally treated, had to get some playing time today.at worst should have been on the minute we were 4-2 up.

If you did it would be plagiarism. Go ahead, take foot off pedal, sit back, invite pressure, make mistakes, concede. Textbook Pardew.

What does pardew fucking say at half time?

Specialist dogshite from cisse. Managing to get more embarassing every game.

So cancel the late fitness test for Sunday?

That he looked a bit raw and Naive in the first half but certainly grew into the game. Quick, gets really stuck in and gets forward nicely. Exciting to have someone developing alongside Santon. This can only motivate and relieve a bit of weight from the Italians shoulders.

Thought he had a great game tbh. We were very well closed down 25 mins in when Metalist remembered they were there to play football, this really cut his attacking threat out as he was limited for space to maneuver in. He is so neat and smart with the ball, so I was surprised he didn't square that ball for a certain goal. That said I can see how much he wanted the glory to shove down Pardew's throat for dropping him. Ironically he might have earnt himself a place by doing the former and cemented his bench role with the latter. Think he brings something completely different to our game, for that alone I think he should be starting. With Ben Arfa still out it should be a given he starts.

"We are going to need all the tapes you have of Mentalist for preperation.." http://images.hitfix.com/photos/377209/thementalist_042210_gallery_primary.jpg

Surely 4-5-1 with Shola wide right? Why on earth would he play Shola ahead of Obertan or Guti if that is true though? 4-3-1-2 maybe, with Marv offered a free role behind Shola and Cisse?

Nearly split some spurs player in half with a flying karate kick. Looked wreckless as ever when he came on. Had a couple of half decent passes though. He and cisse need to sort their heads out.

Please be well! Best player for us today. Once again all over the pitch. Like original Jonas.

Disappointed but far from gutted, two stupid mistakes resulted in conceeding two sloppy goals. Should have had a point here. We are looking good. Great game from Saylor. Our goal was classy in the build, really missed Gouffers. Pray he is ok, didn't look good.

Inman having a cracking loan spell. Wonder if we will cash in on him and the boys at St. Mirren in the summer or just loan them out again. Looks like Inman might be worth keeping and loaning out again.

Pretty sure we will see Jonas in preference to marv in away games but might see him for our next home game if Ben Arfa isn't back to prize his place away. We were going to start marv ahead of Guti for the Chelsea game afterall.

Thought he had been injured? Fernando Fernandes came out a few days ago saying he was a big part of their future and needs a run in the team.

Feel sorry for him and Anita. Although both will start in Europe they look to have been firmly placed on the bench in the premiership if everyone is fit. Nice to have a squad with some depth! Sad they have both looked good especially marveaux in recent games, dont see him starting now.

Maybe the project of championship football appealed to him.

43 was the immediate figure that popped into my head.

Unofficial Pre-contract agreement for the summer? Think we would tell him to gtf, but seeing as we could get him for nothing could be a possibility.

Yep, only similarity is they wanted a transfer on deadline day.

Simpson nearly did an Odemwingie... until he realised we actually wanted him to go and would gladly take Wigans money. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2273279/Danny-Simpson-tried-force-Newcastle-Wigan.html#axzz2JwrjvRXQ

Feck, wasn't expecting the pictures and videos. Hope he gets well soon, although it appears he got what he deserved.

Not a chance Tiote is to pardew what Jonas is. Both will start if fit, Perchus is just filling in the holes.

If he is back before weds he will start against spurs. No doubts.