toontownman

Lloris > PSG Krul > Spuds Elliot = #1

Mike will snap hands off.. Tbh get Forster back in and maybe take Townsend and a few mllion, id be happy with that.

Will be gone this summer or January. Will still be played on the wing for us regardless in the meantime.

It's a choice I'm willing to take. He will be sacked halfway through qualifying anyway and to be fair he won't do worse than wor Roy.. Weird as it seems.

#pardsforengland Time to call the cockney press bluff.. Keep that pardew love in going. Probably not when it comes to him potential managing a team that matters.

"An approach"? I picture it kind of more like a school boy crush where we approach to ask them out and get within two steps then run away giddy and giggling.

Blatantly signing for QPR, after we dally and they offer more money.

Well that's Guthrie replaced... wonder if Bigi, vukic and Abeid will be both off now. Another example of our horrendous coaching turning huge potential into wrecked dreams.

Absolute shambles.. but that is our club.. top to bottom. Could and should have been a fantastic purchase for this club and served us for years to come. Hasn't even been given a chance. Disgusting. Bring on Tompkins or some other clogger Pardew thinks he can manage. Whats even more disgusting is the fact any actual manager could use the players already at this club to change our fortunes, instead the next manager will be left with a squad full of useless grafters and god knows how many points to catch up for survival.

I for one will be honored to see him score against us again.

Dawson, Colback, Sidwell, Bent and Bendtner.. jobs a goodun. might even get Noble or Tompkins as a bonus.

Predict that we will never see him in the first team!

Clearly I like Moussa too.. RW clearly isn't the place for him though and I don't know that we really have the right role for him to fit in the team and system.. I use both of those words vaguely.. certainly not a perfect fit under our current managerial genius at any rate. I don't know where he will fit in next year. But I certainly hope he stays.

http://www.worldsoccer.com/blogs/ayoze-perez 20 years old, Release clause of 2m euros. Versatile. Winger, playmaker, 2nd striker. Lots of pace. Sounds plausible to me.

Cabella, Grenier and payet would go along way to sorting the midfield. Be happy with Berainho, Lassoga and Gomis. Although that's a lot of pace and power but not so much skill and trickery, the above midfielder can see to that. Likelihood of getting 6 players in of that level though? Can't see it.

- Haven't seen much of Sinclair this year? Has he looked any good on loan? Townsend could be hit or miss.. although wouldnt be surprised to see Lennon linked instead. - Milner back? I wouldn't mind to be honest but we would be in the same place as last time with fans on his back annoyed at his lack of pace. Still think he can add a lot for us. - Really liked the look of Berainho at the start of the season, would be a great third striker, but means us buying another two. - Should be going for Will Hughes, no doubt.. although providing they beat QPR.. pretty please.. he might fancy a crack staying in the premiership with them.. hopefully he doesn't do a Giles Barnes. - Lescott and Rodwell would be a gamble due to lack of playing time/attitude/big club ruining them etc.. Barry has had a good year and would probably add a lot to us, but would only be a short term deal. - Not that plussed at the idea of Wellbeck, Colback, Caulker, Butland, Huddlestone or Ince.

GAME OVERRR.. Hopefully a speedy recovery.. looks ominous.

If so, a hotel room, some lube and a bucket of Greggs pasties were probably involved. Nah expect an hour of Pardew talking s****, making excuses and bigging himself up, while Ashley counts his money and smiles to himself... then after the fat one raises his head.. "s*** me Alan.. how long have you been there, scared the crap out of me?"

lol.. as predictable as it comes.. expect Tompkins in next to replace Colo. Upgrade on Shola.. I guess. But we could all be here days writing lists of players we could get better than that. If only we could just put this one down to paper talk bringing up old targets... ..Pardew has clearly convinced himself and everyone else at the club we did badly because he didn't get his own choice of targets last year. Jesus wept this is going to be horrible summer and worse season.

Are we assuming Pardew doesn't see Tiote as a box to box player now then? Lets hope he made his mind up on that and grew a brain.

Too bad, lad had some promise at Everton before his injury. Never really had the pace to make his game good enough though. Also never found that confidence and maybe luck in front of goal despite finding the right positions. Best of luck to the lad.

Quoted for truth... ..But will Joe be ready to step in by then?

Looking at a stupid and likely frustrating summer In - Three new wingers - Creative attacking Mid - Replacement for Colo - 3 new strikers - 2 starters - RB to compete with Debuchy Whole bunch of squad or reserve players.. --------------------------------- Out Gosling Obertan Shola Williamson Taylor DeJong Gutierrez (unfortunately - Remy, Hatem, Marveaux are also all likely gone) Reserves - Vukic, Tavernier, Ferguson, Abeid, Newton, Amilfitano, Richardson, Logan - All likely gone too. Thats before possiblities (like Krul, Cisse, Debuchy, Santon, Tiote) all going.

Feck me.. finding common ground with France.. is that even morally allowed? The world is upside down.

I agree.. not least he would be given time having Sir Les on staff. It's the same as last year though.. there are some serious upgrades available this summer and for nothing in terms of compensation. Yet we will gamble again, except this time I fully expect us to be rooted near the bottom when we finally sack Pardew and there will be no-one left available of any use.