Bad Mongo

Voted man of the match in Norway's 4-0 thrashing of Scotland tonight. Definitely good enough for the Championship.

You have no reason to believe him, he has yet to provide any evidence at all that he has a source ITK. He is just making it up as he goes along. If he was "just making it up as he goes along", then surely he would have made up an explanation as for why nothing has happened yet, wouldn't he? On the contrary, he doesn't go along at all, but maintains that the information he's provided was correct, in face of evidence to the contrary.

And with Woodgate and King being decent players, he'll have someone to learn from.

Only players with no other offers will sign for a club in our situation.

A blatant hint that Bill Gates is part of the consortium. "Sophisticated security system"? Just like Windows fucking Vista.

Actually, it's an anagram of "Arab My Rot".

Thread title should be updated, tbh.

I think what we need is to get this thread to 333 pages. Half-way to Hell, like, that's where the takeover will tale place. You know it makes sense. Or as much sense as anything else going on around here.

I don't see anything wrong in wishing a painful death for Mike Ashley -- it's only wishful thinking, after all, and does no harm. The problem is that it's written down and displayed in such a disgraceful manner, smearing the commemoration of Bobby Robson, a true gentleman. It's totally unnecessary, and in exceptionally poor taste.

What makes you think we'll buy two players? And who would come to this club?

Whenever there is the slightest bit of news in the media, you seem to think it's a D-Day. Hey now, as long as it's summer, it's always a good time to invade the beaches of France.

Dude. Read more than the first two lines.

I've never doubted your honesty, but now that I have to picture you writing this in your newly bought Mackem shirt, I'm starting to lose my faith.

Geremi. Gotta have someone to make Butt look fast.

Still only 300?

About time for the papers to get a hold of it soon then "Not Invented Here" syndrome.

Exactly. They won't do anything to make stories and access dry up. What stories?

A Harry Norway impersonator just commented.

He just did.

And you guessed Jonas? I hope you're not a betting man.

They're important first team players in a club with no ambition playing a league below where they know they can be. Krul is an up and coming young keeper second in line only to Steve Harper. He's got a real chance here, and not much more if he moves.

Glen Johnson? Sounds like an English name to me. That's an automatic +50% on the market value.

It's not that unlikely, tbh. Thomo's source has leaked information before, and Llambias may want to use a suspected mole to release false information to the net and the media, if he feels the need for a smokescreen.

RIP.

We don't even know whether he exists. How can we know what he means?