Bad Mongo

That's about as realistic as what's actually going on at the club, tbh.

Harold Wilson, Patrick Stewart, Harold Percival Himsworth, Simon Armitage and probably even a few others, we gave your boys one hell of a beating!

Coming from behind and winning?

If we win this, Ashley is going to think we don't need a first team squad.

That's just horrible.

Where's the 'don't know' option?

I heard Mike Ashley is going to sell the club tomorrow if and only if this thread has reached 500 pages by noon. If not, he'll retain full control and sell Steven Taylor to a Bahrainian 3rd division club in exchange for 15 camels and a pack mule (the pack mule being Nicky Butt's replacement, as he's going to Burnley).

How about this? http://i28.tinypic.com/14mxoye.png

We need a :shola: like this: http://i29.tinypic.com/2el5f0h.png Or should the shola be smalla?

ITK said Ashley was waiting for 1000 pages. fuck me lets get it going then. *bump*

Ashley: This kindness will I show. Go with me to a notary, seal me there your single bond; and, in a merry sport, if you repay me not on such a day, in such a place, such sum or sums as are expressed in the condition, let the forfeit be nominated for an equal pound of your fair flesh, to be cut off and taken, in what part of your body pleases me. Moat: This sounds familiar ... is it Shakespeare? Ashley: No, it's the conditions for our deal.

REALLY?!?! Thanks.

Oh, come on. Is nobody going to call me on this so that I can say I was only joking?

I kind of like him.

Problem is that this doesn't happen enough, due to lack of off the ball movement in the rest of the team. That's not Jonas' fault, but it's a reason why he's not as effective as I think he could be. Same for Milner, when he was here.

Then again, we don't often win.

Nolan did have one decent game for us last season, tbf. Against Boro, wasn't it?

And Assumption still lives in a modest bungalow in Burnham, Buckinghamshire.

He's far too consistent to be doing it by accident. This kind of fuck-up takes careful deliberation.

he is the last person i would sell, we need to build a team around him for the championship Agree. Not only is he an important player, but it wouldn't make much sense economically either.

He was our best player under Roeder, and then Allardyce only used him on the left side of his lopsided 4-3-3 formation, delivering rightfooted crosses to either a midget or a fat blob. Of course he wasn't very productive! Neither would Solano be, if used similarly. If you didn't notice, the rest of the team was even worse.

Screenshot, please. Some of us are too cool for Facebook.

Not funny at all. I think I just broke my ankle celebrating.

Bah, I still believe every word of it.

35 with Kinnear. 110 if a new manager comes in. 1500 if we go down. This is so sad.