Bad Mongo

he put on training kit Thanks. That explains everything.

So, apart from everyone going off on a gif posting frenzy, has anything happened the last few hours?

Oh my, Smith.

Smith is bad luck.

Nooooooo.

Ameobi is the one constant in the universe. Imagine, for instance, the speed of light without Ameobi's lethargic stroll as a comparison: it would warp the very space-time continuum.

12th.

If only glassing was allowed in the UFC.

Barking mad seems accurate enough.

Wrong.

I never quite get used to how authoritarian you English are.

What an unbelievable tit. He wants to leave for free, Jose wants to leave as well, more to do with them than the club. Right. It's not the club's fault that the best players want to leave. It's not the club's fault that they're selling their best players. It's not the club's fault that they'll never ever progress.

Too bad that 'success' in Ashley's terms only means more free advertising for SportsDirect.com.

He's the club captain and the only player with leadership abilities. Great move, like replacing an ageing Gary Speed with Nicky Butt.

Owen? He just won a medal for doing what he loves. Which is fuck all, admittedly, but he seems happy enough. Duff also seems to be better off.

Boo-hoo. So Barton was sent off at Anfield. He also punched someone and got a suspension. And in a country that can't quite decide whether Oliver Cromwell was a hero or a right bastard, that's enough to maintain a reputation worse than Hitler's.

To be fair to Shola, he really is the incarnation of the club's spirit: a bungling disaster that sometimes somehow gets your hopes up; a great inspiration for bipolar disorder in any fan. If you hate Shola, you also hate Newcastle United.

My bet is that the exact opposite will happen: The club will buy a couple of players when the window opens, to signal ambition to potential season ticket holders, and then sell Jose in August.

Wait, does this mean that it's now illegal to write that [redacted] scores?

My point exactly. Just wanted to post it in the right thread.

Avram Grant has been sacked.

Taylor! Hahaha!

What a rubbish game.

Just wrongfooted. Adequate pass and good positioning.

Some spectacularly bad defending here.