Bad Mongo

Apparently relegation struggle is better than playing for European football with the Mackems.

Caulkin: Brace youselves #Safc fans: Darren Bent in the Midlands today discussing personal terms with Aston Villa after £18m bid accepted.

Performed by the Sunderland fans, of course:

I thought he had a really good game today. Some decisions that looked really strange at first were revealed to be pure genius in the replays.

Everything is black and white with him.

Damn. That looked close.

Drink my piss!

Half decent cross, that.

Take note, Pardew: Alan Smith is not a footballer.

Jonas doing his worst.

Ameobi so close.

Something like @NUFCOfficial, you mean?

No. A lengthy contract means a higher price, so I'm pretty sure they'd give him an extension even if they inteded to get rid.

LOL.

Ah, fuck.

Some random guy on Twitter says Carr is twice the player Larsson ever will be.

I just updated his Wikipedia page to end this nonsense. He's now 19, same as Obafemi Martins.

Great game. Hope that's the last time I see West Ham.

Harper = God.

Enrique defending jizztastically.

Slightly offside, but still brilliant.

It might be easy to sympathise with West Ham's supporters, but let's not forget that these were the people who screamed to Roeder that it would be better if he'd died, and that they deserve everything that's coming to them and more.

Good goal, too.

This is pretty funny.

Brann being broke and Huseklepp being the most highly paid player at the club. He's far too good for the Scottish league. And probably not the right kind of player.