Bad Mongo

I'd like to change my vote to a 1 now.

aye, but seriously, the fuck's Cabaye doing? Cheating. You just don't understand. Cheating is a form of politeness in Uruguay.

Gerrard has been remarkably shit.

That was rather nice.

Bellamy looks even uglier now.

To be fair, that might have been the first time it was mentioned in the right thread.

Krul!

At least Jonas is willing to track back ...

Fuck.

Woho!

Well, that's what she said.

Yeah, about that. What was Cattermole sent off for?

Good second half. Ben Arfa MotM.

Shola. Geordie hero.

Ben Arfa, man. Not using him is just silly.

Saint Tim of Newcastle.

We're a bit shit.

Someone update first post, please.

Random person on Twitter claims to have inside information.

It was a woeful challenge, but there's no chance he meant to do that. His movement through the air was much slower than Anichebe's quick flick of a tackle, like intercepting an arrow with, well, Kevin Nolan. Still dangerous play and a red card, mind.

I remember reading about how experts with some grand unifying theory explaining everything usually predict less accurately than random chance. Then again, that was about economists, Lawro is probably just full of shit.

What? He was worse than Ameobi, man.

This is how Souness would have wanted us playing every week.

Krul!

This is by far the worst game of football I've ever seen.