Sima

Like when you money cheat on FM and just choose the bottom number on the drop-down.

“AJ”

This flop been sold yet?

Going to be laughs when PSG hand Napoli this money for Kvaradona and Osimhen.

€300m is fair market value, yeah?

Or when they were all plotting to fuck off to a Super League.

Pay us £999K a day for a year then.

Man Utd are selling Alex Telles to SA I think.

Nowt about Chelsea who have Saudi money in Clearlake?

This is why we should just go fucking bananas in the transfer market and send in £200m a year training kit deals. Drag them all through the courts. Even when we play in the lines the cunts moan.

I want to see the part where Tonali is on a sunlounger next to Bruno, Joe enters and just suplexes him into the pool.

Seen a video of him from Thursday walking around with a baseball mitt on.

If SA are going to buy a player then immediately loan him to us, this is the one they’ve been waiting for. ”Problem? ”

Much better than the Fun88 challenge. Get it in. On another note, before the Leicester game (I think) there was a van outside Shark bar with a banner on the side calling one of the Sayers’ a rapist.

Has to get out of his shed first.

£500m for passing through SA customs.

If it is going to be that price, I'm glad it's overseas. I'd be spewing if he went to the likes of Brentford, Villa, Fulham or West Ham for that price

Fair shout.

£30m? Liverpool are selling Fabinho for £40m and he's finished.

Ashby attacking that ball like it’s a chained animal.

Aye. No way Pope gives him that ball.

Poundland Henri Lansbury with a ridiculous tackle.

Darlow has always been dogshit.

Give me 15 mins of Brunali pls.