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I know he had a tug at the thought of his auntie whilst wearing her underwear (or similar). He caveated this by suggesting it was fine due to said auntie being through marriage and not blood.

That Cole shirt is unreal. Want. The website is a reminder of how much money I have thrown away over the years. £349.99 for a LS 95-97 H. I had one with Asprilla on the back.

Michael Owen-tastic. Maybe we can get Boumsong back at CB?

Liverpool? Fuck that. EDIT - NPW, the though of Bruno going to Liverpool is

Can he play on the left?

Chelsea will get away with it as they are one of the top 6 darlings.

God almighty.

Another £100m player for Guardiola to put on the bench.

Only thing I remember Wilf Mannion from is Fantasy Football League. "HALLO, IM WILF MANNION!"

Selection of beers was fucking wank in the Stack on Pilgrim Street.

I notice Sky Sports have turned off replies to that story. Can only imagine it’s because that thread turned into a sewer.

I’m nearly 44 and I’m going to be gutted when he leaves.

LB was playing Vini on. Endrick was behind Vini.

Spoilsport.

U-20s Lewis Hall also called up but didn’t get off the bench.

Would have been an unreal goal, that.

Chilwell.

Rob Green.

Piss poor from Gordon trying to press their number 5 on the touchline. Whoever he is.

Dirty cunt.

Silence after his interview. Can only imagine the development is too upsetting to put into words…

Been in a meeting for the last 4-5 hours. This was fucking champion news to see on the BBC website. Give me fucking strength.

Aye, I think he’s gone at the very latest next summer if we don’t quality for the Champions League.

Where’s the whistle?