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Spurs are basically us having Shearer without Keegan and Robson as manager. Kane and Son are completely propping them up and when he goes they'll go to complete shite.

Should have just picked our starting XI for the lols.

They need to replace Diallo and Michut to just stand still before they can look at promotion. That's without the possibility of some teams coming in for their players.

Brighton also have to play Man U, Arsenal, Us, Man City and Villa

I feel it's against the rules to self-nominate.

On the match thread that has since been shifted, they’re absolutely convinced they would be Spurs and Jacob Murphy is shite. The Premier League is still pewer.

Only Rob Lee is better for me.

Daft question but does Now TV have the ability to rewatch full TV programmes from the guide? Wouldn't mind watching the full programme again.

Club really need to invest in some microphones for the press cunts. Can barely hear the questions.

Couldn't believe people streaming out before the end, like. A game that we will talk about for years and people are fucking off early to get a quicker metro.

Was married to Geri from Hollyoaks who was pure taste. Bewildering.

That fk.

Only really run in a 60 x 30 yard rectangle across the pitch. Impressive nonetheless, mind

Mad how a few months ago the double-sub of Wood and Murphy was the stuff of nightmares.

Sit down, you baldy cunt.

Man Utd utterly reliant on their opponents not showing up at Wembley again.

Unsurprisingly no replay of the Lindelof/Enciso incident.

it was Feyenoord that ditched them. Bilbao haven’t even recognised their existence.

Not sure why Diallo is still there. From singing racist songs about the size of his cock to now openly booing his religious beliefs, it's clear they most things about him.

Works for the Daily Mail, ergo he's a cunt.

Aye, there’ll be counts through the turnstiles that are provided to safety teams. Looking at tonight this has to be around 28K.

Imagine having ‘chinky’ directing your social media output and not even getting paid for it? Pass.

Sickening lap of honour. Paul Scholes is furious.

Another shit goal to concede.