Sima

They had Zenden, too.

Bridges in a 4-3-3?

Chopra.

I reckon we could put out 4 XIs who would beat their best.

Aye, no better and no less injury-prone than Wilson.

Allows the roof to be uniform from above while also still providing the same level of natural light to Leazes Terrace.

Three Brazilians in midfield, man

New owners won’t be bankrolling them.

Big fan of that. Might as well make the screens a lot bigger in the process.

That scewp neck looks massive.

More projection.

The kid who claims he is “numb to it all” yet is absolutely fewming that a child is wearing a Newcastle shirt (amongst other things) is a particular highlight.

Yet we are the ones "obsessed with attendances". Every single thing they say about us is complete projection.

It will probably be another 3,873 until they are in the same division as us. At least.

Wembley want all of the money they can get their hands on. Just makes it completely stale.

Fuck’s sake.

Mackems still have to play Rotherham, Oxford & Plymouth.

Think I prefer Ipswich beating Plymouth as it pulls them within 3 of the mackems. They could finish 9th.

Why can’t Moses just leave the country if he’s that arsed?

What was the tag Spurs put on Kane last season?

That wouldn’t be them making up stuff to get angry about again, would it?

You’re a third division team, you stupid cunts. What kind of coverage do you expect?

Coutinho wouldn’t have went to Villa if Gerrard wasn’t there. They’re irrelevant.

Delicious. Give it a few weeks though and this will be forgotten when they want him as manager.