Sima

With Hendrick in CM.

Always is. Just like how Exile got a couple of replies on Twitter last week and the thought process was ‘if they’re replying it means that you’re getting to them. Keep at it’ Fuck knows what that makes the near 30,000 comments about us in the last 5 and a half weeks…

I thought it was Guthrie she stalked?

I’m in.

Is this the keeper we’ve been linked to? He’s fucking hopeless Makes Darlow look like Dino Zoff.

Didn't know Eddie Hearn had got the England Rugby job.

Carver.

That crest was moved to The Gallowgate when the ground was extended iirc.

Get The Repair Shop onto that.

That fat slug realises Keegan was a player for us, right?

Don't think my nipples have recovered to this day.

Man, if that shite is down in time for Brentford

Can't really complain about the Alli goal being there instead of Shearer's but to have that Pulisic goal ahead of Ben Arfa is outrageous.

As always with this fucking oaf if you look beyond face value, his achievements don't stack up against the praise dished out.

I'd happily forgotten all about that song. Fuck you for bringing it back to my attention. Good god...

Come on, let’s be fair on them bullying Amanda Staveley. It’s not just her. They abuse 16 year-old Holly Blades, too. At least it’s taken some of the heat off ‘Dawnie’.

It’s hilarious how they use that obviously bullshit Cisse story in an attempt at whataboutery. The state of the Photoshopping on it, man

You’ll 100% be able to find a post of his that is homophobic. Unfortunately since my ban the search function is out of bounds for me.

They must have shifted Bruce's Walkers multipack out of shot.

SD tat still up.

Gabby Logan tweeted a picture from the ground yesterday so probably her.

I look forward to the cognitive dissonance in us being very happy that a manager is doing what is considered 'normal' and in the same breath saying we have unrealistic expectations and are deluded.

Absolute fucking nonsense.

They're in absolute bits. They should just be patient. We are Newcastle United, there's always a fucking disaster around the corner.