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He’s the weird cunt drinking on his own in the pub who would come and talk to you at the bar while you are waiting to be served. He’ll be on a charge of some kind in the next couple of years.

I’ve already ordered my ‘Muller 25’ shirt. Don’t let me down Ando.

It’s absolute fucking cringe, like. Case in point this shite with ‘Astrid Wett’, some total fucking groomer and ‘Cal The Dragon’. Just who are these cunts, man?

If Raphina is even the slightest bit available we should be all over it. I’d even go so far as to offer Leeds £120m for him and Kalvin Phillips.

He’s way closer to Lua Lua than he is Robert, Ginola or HBA imo. And he’s absolutely nowhere near Solano.

Nobby is the best of the lot, man. Arguably one of our greatest players of all time.

The ‘SHOOOOOT’ cunts at the match would have had a field day with Robert. For every Spurs 2nd goal there were about 10 others that ended up in the Gallowgate or Leazes. Still better than ASM, mind.

Signing him and loaning him back to one of their promotion rivals would be a better idea.

They think I cover 80% of NUFC social media presence, man. Must be nearly a year since I was banned from there yet they still talk about me. Freaks.

Look forward to the price being €60m tomorrow.

Nee chance.

Thanks for the info.

£10m was the rumour. £8m is lowballing it and is highly unlikely to be accepted. Agents will talk to clubs and will know roughly what Brighton are after. Idk, guess it’s just anxiety with the window closing soon and the colossal need for new players.

Aye. Those are the only two options iirc.

£25m for Chris Wood and haggling over a couple of mil for this cunt. Fuck is going on?

It's becoming a bit of an embarrassment at this point.

Last 10 minutes have been laughs.

Fucking Football Insider. Bollocks

Read somewhere that due to the Webster ruling, Lingard can buy himself out of his contract for £2.6m. Could explore that?

Fucking retards.

Who the fuck is Kelly?

Nat Phillips and Chris Wood. WATTBA.

A 'shite' Coutinho is still comfortably our best player.

To a man they used to refute my assertion that “You could beat us 9-1 every year if at the end of the season we were the champions”. They’d rather look an absolute moron (just as well) than agree with a Newcastle United supporter.

‘Classy’. This is what I meant by them getting more and more ridiculous in their attempts to get likes and attention. No depth they won’t plumb.