Sima

Class

Good job we binned Yedlin off and have cast out the Longstaffs.

'Toon Army Posty' Pull the other one, you fucking morons.

Does that make him the King? Fuck me, he really is Pardew.

This is like that episode of Veep where it is revealed everyone has been calling Selina a cunt and not just one person.

'Mr. Bruce, your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?'

I reckon he’d cry, like.

One of the few businesses where you can constantly be shit, get sacked, get paid off, get hired somewhere else and begin the cycle again. Absolutely wild considering at the top level it’s one of the most lucrative jobs in the country as well.

Just checked, £33.53m Looks like he was thinking of 2018.

Jordan completely ignoring that this team was on a upward curve before Benitez's contract ran out and Bruce walked through the door. Mentioning Fulham have spent and they are below Newcastle. So, because Fulham have wasted their money it's okay for us to be shit? Nonce.

Apparently the issue is the story coming out and not the story itself according to Simon Jordan.

He's mentioned that fellow journalists were bemused at how a senior player (among others) could be thrown under the bus in such a way.

'Well done dropping two points lads, have two days off.' This arsehole...

Get rid of this cunt and his baldy wanker in midfield. Creased at the squad despising him as well Vice-captain...

The fat lazy cunt can’t even be arsed to go onto the training pitch, man.

Just as gutless as the cunt in the dugout.

Fucking get in. Can’t wait for Luke’s response.

I’m increasingly becoming of the opinion that we’ll finish bottom

Goldfish nonce fronting the BBC Comic Relief footage, I see.

ASM had that game against Brighton, mind, where he visibly threw in the towel.

Scumbag club, accept responsibility and get this settled to remove another unneccessary stain.

Sad news. Was a player when I first started going to matches RIP.

Sexual finish.

Don’t think I’ve ever heard a manager publicly call a player out like that before. Fat fucking idiot.