Sima

And the sleeves.

Roman Kemp.

Fresh knives being sharpened for us again this morning. Bruce’s mate having his say as well. I didn’t know I wanted a sequel to The Dissident until now.

They claim to be bigger than both of them. Remember - Newcastle fans ‘deluded’.

What a horrific end to probably what was at one point the most popular sports shop in Newcastle. The one in Eldon Square at the Northumberland Street entrance used to always be rammed. Then it went to Monument Mall and was just as busy. Another sign of this cunt ripping the culture out of the club.

Fucking joke, Bayern here.

We're shit in them? I'd rather avoid games we're shit in tbf. Granted this does narrow the fixture list to probably absolute zero. Like mentioned elsewhere if we played these cunts at home tomorrow with the sentient enema in the dugout we'd play for the draw.

While a decent day on the drink is good around them, the whole game you're a bag of nerves and we're usually shit in them.

Wild decision. Game is fucked.

Nah, I'd rather they played Perth Green in a league game than us again.

Two full seasons of the so-called 'biggest team ever' in the third division not being in the automatic promotion spots

Yet call us arrogant and deluded. The level of self-awareness is incredible.

He was quite decent in the 5 months Dalglish was in charge at the end of 96/97. Mostly shite outside of that though. I don't think anyone else comes close to Shola, S Taylor and Williamson though.

This just shows they definitely can’t be trusted against Fulham.

Let’s overtake them first before having that conversation, I reckon. Can’t see us getting many out of the next 15 available tho.

Embarrassing stuff.

I like Wenger’s idea that if any part of your body is onside, it’s onside. Basically a reversal of the current rule.

Keane is going to kill Micah Richards before the season is out.

Will be coming in off the back of no wins in five. Delicious.

Interesting insight into life in the Solskjaer household there.

He was banging on about it being his birthday tomorrow in one of his shit tweets. Hope it’s his fucking last tbh.

The lift we needed.

1:20 - Is that McGeady saying his own name for the shot?

Lying shithouse.

No time for interviews, next game kicks off in nine minutes.