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I see a dirty wall and I want to paint it black...

Just seen the goals. The third

Apparently it says 'Everyone should exercise'

The fucking state of Alan Brazil, man. How is he still alive?

That response. Fuck my life, how petty.

£4m. What an absolute fucking disgrace.

Isn’t he the utter bellwhiff who arranged the banner mocking Sunderland’s relegation and hid behind Bradley Lowery as a means to gain support? Goes by the nickname ‘Chinky’ iirc.

‘Probably some truth’ in Shola being employed by the club. No, Pete. It’s fact.

Big Mick thinks Ashley and his rabble are a pack of bastards iirc.

Bring in George Graham imo.

Ho’way in a Manger.

Had to put a picture of him with Rafa on alongside it. Self-indulgent prick.

Bermuda. What an absolute clampet.

Ki and Shelvey our only two decent centre midfielders once Hayden and Longstaff go?

Not really an obsession, it's just that the bloke is a self-obsessed prick only interested in whatever pushes his public profile more.

Steve Wraith, man What an absolute whopper.

Like he'll give a single fuck, man Generic 'enjoyed my time' social post. End.

Martinez was linked to Barcelona a few weeks ago. What a climbdown

Pull the other one, man. You boss-eyed dickwad.

£16m. Fuck off, man.

Seems you have tuned into the Subbuteo World Cup. Match is on BBC1, mate.

At least all of the STTNTR diddleywhacks will be happy. They all hate him.