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If no one was at his press conference did it really happen? Schrodinger’s press conference.

Looks like Steve Wraith.

I love how they drag Bally to everything to stop what would be an absolute bloodbath for Bain and Grayson. Bally’s harder than Steuyvun Segal marra.

I'd happily take any trophy because it would mean something at the club was very right. But, to play the game, Europa League would be top of my list. I feel like there's unfinished business with that competition in my lifetime (obviously it was a better format in previous iterations). It'd also be kinda cool winning the same competition exactly 50 years after we last won it, with nothing in-between. Anyone know where the final is next season? Baku. Quite the hike.

‘terrible cock’

Harsh on Scholes imo

Agreed, he was absolutely ludicrous that day.

£500m

Wonder if they still have any of the Rafa masks lying about?

BOLT THE CART TO THE HORSE!

What's an Indian multinational conglomerate got to do with anything? Tina Turner's rejected first draft.

Why does Gold dress like a retired KGB Agent?

im confident of Rafa turning down West Ham.

West Ham are dump.

Class, I’m definitely going to adopt that when dismissing the opinions of the mentally challenged.

On an unrelated note do you know any chinese takeaways with good parking facilities in the locale? Loads mate, why do you ask?

Can we discuss Patrick Blondeau's daughter more please? Bored of this takeover talk.

Felt bad for Lee at his testimonial, less than 20K turned up iirc.

I wonder if Wraith knows how much he's disliked amongst our support? I'd imagine he has plenty of bald middle-aged blokes telling him otherwise though.

They've got no legal basis to discuss the tax matters of an unrelated (at this point) business. NUFC would have to get the agreement with HMRC or agree to indemnify a potential buyer against future liabilities. I suspect NUFC Lawyers are working on some 'worst case' numbers and presenting them to Ashley. If it's £5m as per previous reports, then that's a small price to pay when you've made over £150m profit on a business in ten years. Essentially, just 3 months worth of profit . 4 months.

What happens with the HMRC investigation? Is it possible any new owner could meet with them and as any breach was under the previous administration, negotiate a settlement figure to draw a line under it?

Maktoum I wish.

Sold off to pay for the bore hole.

Aye, Someone over there claiming that Man City and Chelsea's achievements don't impress them because their titles have been 'bought'.

I heard someone went up to him doing keepy-ups with a bottle stating 'bet you can't to this?' to which he pulled a £50 pound note out, set alight to it and said 'no but I bet you can't do this?' Classic myth.