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I wonder what administrative fuck-up we will make this time.

Spineless, spotty, ugly cunt of a man. Get fucked.

He will have had a medical when he signed for them surely? They haven't got a fucking leg to stand on.

Mike Ashley Lies ‏@MikeAshleyLies 1h1 hour ago Look forward to the audio being released via nufc tv. Anthony Marshall ‏@antmarshallNUFC @MikeAshleyLies That would be impossible, given the age/style of dictaphone. However, feel free to come to the office to listen to it. I've got pictures of me bucking Emma Stone. Don't know how to upload though, soz.

Imagine the state it will be in after the weekend, man.

Newcastle will give him the tools for himself and the club to be successful. He will have plenty of good players with millions to spend this summer. We also give him a platform to manage one of the best teams in England. This along with million other reasons will make us an attractive option for him and great tools to deliver and make him one of the best managers in the future. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/01/article-2137847-12C2BB42000005DC-433_468x309.jpg These three cunts are tools that he will be given. Like trying to play Snooker with a piece of rope.

Amazing goalkeeping.

Imagine that happens and we start the season with Carver.

What's the link? Blu-Ray player? AV Reciever?

Total smokescreen, it's Carver's job.

Get in.

Thought i read on here you were a pilot in the Korean airforce! What a fucking letdown. Obviously stole the uniform for that TV show. Fucking imposter.

I'd have the power of your vote tied to your FIFA ranking. It's absolutely ludicrous that Africa have more voting power than Europe.

This is fucking ludicrous

FUCKING INFINITY.

Lies.

I hope this cunt is having a shit holiday.

It's incredible how much ignorance there is in the media to just why we nearly went down.

£69,000 also seems like a very odd number for someone to request. Surely you'd just ask for £70k? Smells like bullshit to me Could have asked for €100K and someone got their rough translation wrong?

Job Interview?

I've got no issue with the shirt, flower. It's just the shit, cringeworthy patch that's slapped onto it i'll buy one of them, infact. Truce?

Has the maid shit in this cunt's bible drawer yet?

Our match-going support are more likely to ask him for a wave than give him abuse next season.

So ridiculously defensive about such a naff product. Get over yourself, princess.