Sima

5 yard pass out of play. He's shit.

Cabaye aiming for Williamson.

This co-commentator obviously hasn't seen our corners.

Fuck this shit, get Shola on.

Shola's beard

N'Zogbia's squeal

Holy shit.

Sissoko

COME THE FUCK ON

That formation...Cisse on the right

Fuck me. My mum actually is bipolar, and she has nothing on this board. Safety wink needed?

All pre-match excitement eradicated.

Jonas to play the full 90 and then another 90 after that.

Gutierrez ANG-FUCKING-GUISH

Well? WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?

Pardew out.

Holy shit, where is this teamsheet?

VABAYE!

I really pity the mods on there. I've seen them over the last few days trying vainly to merge threads so all subject are kept in one place but the mongs aren't taking the hint and continue to start new ones. Danny Graham thread sitting on 4,000+ posts a few minutes later....new topic created. What if Danny Graham wore long sleeve shirts the whole time he was here - would that make him a mag kernt?

Threw beer over Peter Reid as well during a pre-season tour in Holland.

Such an odious group of players.

As if Suarez gives a shit, man.

Yes, he's a total cunt.

Ah well.

Williams