Sima

So weird, man.

Not confident on this one. It’s got routine home win with us not turning up written all over it.

Gameweek 2 Brighton v Man United 2-0 Palace v West Ham 1-2 Fulham v Leicester 1-1 Man City v Ipswich 4-0 Southampton v Forest 2-2 Spurs v Everton 3-1 (chosen) Villa v Arsenal 0-1 Bournemouth v Newcastle 2-0 Wolves v Chelsea 2-1 Liverpool v Brentford 4-2

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Hilarious that they’ve banked around 1/3 of the fee we got for a bloke that didn’t kick a ball for us.

This pickup makes me sad.

Ctrl+X just for the admin later on.

Since when can you make six subs?

I can’t hate Vardy, man.

Don’t want Gomez. He’s shit, a crock and 27. £40m, man. Classic case of he has to automatically be worth north of £30m because he’s a squad member at one of the darling clubs.

A team as dominant as Man City keeping it in the corner is rancid.

That defending

Sanchez is absolutely shit man.

Drinkwater-Hall looking as pony as expected.

That’s his second dive in the box.

What a useless cunt.

Taylor is an absolute imbecile.

I thought he signed after the WC in January. I haven’t checked like.

What the fuck? You now take the FK from where the touch was made? Since when?

How long to put the flag up man.

Jackson

The Euros and The Olympics

Todd will probably get one of his companies to sponsor them for £100m this year.

How is that a Chelsea free kick?