Kanj

It was actually pretty good tbh.

Speed, Batty, Parker, Acuna were all immense players. Back on topic, huge blow if Moussa is out but we'll cope. Can't wait to see him tear up the league next season* *we stay up

Scottie Parker was a fantastic tackler of the ball - actually quite miss him playing for us.

1. Benitez - Proven winner, would get us within the top 6-7 every single season and we'd be pushing for Cup runs as well. No fear mentality and he'd impose his style of play where we wouldn't be going to Man City, Chelsea, etc Away from home and be worried about losing. 2. Girard - Real football man, supremely intelligent man who imposes good football, works with youth, and would really do wonders on all of our French players and some of the younger players we have. Would probably fit the Ashley system, but most importantly he never backed down to PSG, Lille, OM, Lyon and he always went for matches. 3. Ketsbaia - Think this man would be brilliant for our club. He's a proven winner and plays good football too from everything I've read. Plus, again - fearless attitude. Be happy with Laudrup or Jol as well mind you.

Anyone notice his shots get blocked a ton? He'd do well to feign a few more times or shoot earlier, imo. He's a great counter attacking option and was perfect in that vs Chelsea but we haven't bombed forward on the counter in ages it feels like.

Palace's kits look cool and all but what the fuck have they done to their stripes? And this yellow/gold shit is weird too.

Yeah, thought Arsenal had signed with Adidas. They'll get some lush Puma kits - for that money they definitely will. I'm still hoping we've got a new kit deal for the following year.

Man Utd would have won the same amount of titles but Shearer would have gotten even more press and fame out of it with more titles and that exposure. Thank fuck he played for us and we were able to enjoy all those goals he scored.

He's only 26 tbf well done man!

Watching that Swansea winner with a terrible internet connection was golden. Cross, pause. Defenders clear it? pause. No they mess up. pause. pause. Swans dude takes it and falls over on his shit. pause. pause. Its in! no pause for like 5 seconds

"Understands special tradition and place in the game" Smells like a Liverpool press release.

Seems like an oversight, is all. Tick Tock, Kanji, ffs. Please Mike, You don't think I've tried that all season? Vs. Liverpool in the build up I said "Hatem is going to have a blinder tomorrow"

Greatest manager of all time, went out by cake-walking the PL title Will be interesting, whoever they appoint. I hope its Moyes or Phelan only b/c I'd hate to see Mourinho go there and I'd like Klopp to stay at Dortmund or move somewhere else. I'd feel a huge sense of jealousy if Man Utd hired Mourinho or Klopp, 2 of my favorite managers, not b/c we at Newcastle could hire them - its b/c we couldn't ever hire them and I'd be p*ssed to see Man Utd continue some crazy dominance with those two. (Sorry for being a hater Froggy) On a side note, I bet my old neighbor who lived in my condo building is distraught. He's classic just became a Man Utd fan and he'd try and talk so much s*** to me about Newcastle's plight, and finally shut his mouth last season and then I moved away (thankfully didn't hear his crap this season) but he was such an annoying prick man - I now wonder what the f*** he's going to do now. Probably start supporting City or Chelsea I bet.

Forgot I said this

Tiger gif is one of the best

The fat joke is getting old tbh.

Ashley's a very cunning and shrewd businessman if he has control of something. He probably agreed to a heavy incentivized contract with multiple get-outs from either party and clauses to terminate with minimal fee payout to Pardew and his staff. Ashley may make some absolute bone-headed decisions, but he and his legal team would have protected the club from an 8 year payout man. 1-2 years are probably what I'd guess would be the maximum. Just read that article posted after I wrote this btw. I just can't see that holding any weight man.

Jotenko smiley man, my goodness thats like pure blissful let's get f***ed up we just won/safety face. I love this message board.

Damn

Now hopefully we do the business on Sunday and fucking put this season behind us, stay in the PL and sack the idiot manager.

Everton beat our youths on penalties 5-3

THANK FUCK

Uh...what was that

the slow skipping is killing me

what happened to vorm? couldn't follow on the skippage