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The annual city bumming. Ill assume it's a match we walk out the pitch 2-0 down at the start until proven otherwise by the royal cunt.

Is Pearson serving some suspension or is he up there for vantage, analysis?

Man Utd will be fine, man.

Forgot Everton signed McGeady

Wish we'd have signed Sigs and Bony, man. Gomis even (Disco's favorite player)

Roster's full m8.

new terrible home kit img pls

When I think Luuk De Jong, I can only see this face:

I don't think its a monumental concept to understand... He's not a Remy (create's his own chances) or Ba (can score any type of goal, esp scrappy 1/2 chances) - his best form may have been just that, but he's a fantastic striker who scores off certain types of chances and we don't create enough of them. Everyone here knows we basically get by on individual brilliance under Pardew. Cisse under a top manager who built teams to create chances would have be what he needs exactly.

I know i'm moaning about De Jong being hurt, but if he fails to get on the pitch consistently we'll lack any bit of shape and leadership on the pitch (counting Tiote in that too, as it's likely he'll be on/off hurt for quite some time again). This team will have to rely on Sissoko actually adding goals, Cabella to hit the ground running, and like said before - Riviere doing a Demba Ba. Doesn't look as cushy despite playing some crap teams to start the season as well.

Cisse would score goals for fun in a team that creates more than five 1/2 chances in a match. Put him in a Liverpool team and he'd be 15+ goals a season. Far too many balls in the box for him to fluff.

Create chances for him, he will score goals, imo. It's the chance creation thing that we have yet to address for 3+ years. Pardew prefers to play people who don't create chances, grafters in Jonas, Gouffran, etc.

He's a marquee signing, he's missing the 1st match of the season at Home, to Man City, a guy who's scored multiple goals against them, who's former captain of his squad, and who clearly is a proven winning, leader. oh and I'll just repeat he's capable of scoring goals.

Loves to have pops at players who save him. His shit tactics relies on those players to play out the best match they've played to date to get points.

He's never played a competitive match for us man Common sense TJ, man - when he's not there - more chance of more out of position players and less chance of scoring goals, but naw, since he hasn't played a competitive match for us we don't need him versus the defending champs. You know damn well a not-played before De Jong is far better than knowing what you'll get from Gouf, Colback, Sissoko in the #10, etc.

That quote for Leicester. Leicester is my dad's club from living there most of his life - was thinking I'd get him the new home kit.

Championship kits were my favorite - all same template with the banana kit and the black & blue kit. Was thinking to myself that I should buy that home top from that season.

WIsh one of these managers who Pardew pissed off would just come out and say how this club deserves a different, better, classier manager.

No De Jong is a massive blow for Sunday. Even though I assume the worst versus City - I can't stress how crucial this guy is to our team. Fuck. Toe injury, right? Hope to fuck it heals man, that's no good at all if it's lingering.

Jo is awesome

You've just given us the number to Lee Charnley. The media guide is a downloadable file on the Premier League's website, like it is every year.

What an awesome post, that

Imagine the atmosphere at SJP if he walked prior. we'd get bummed 5-0 and be singing in joy that the fucker is gone.

Nothing like the Journal guessing a starting 11 3 days before kick off

You'd have to play Micah with Moke. Ouch.