La Parka

Some of those are fucking quality.

That is nice of him. Humanities them a bit

Owen can fuck off the frail cunt.

Not a huge fan of England, but to say they have a "very poor team" is a bloody stupid thing to say. They don't get the results, they don't play attractive football, they struggle against "inferior" opposition (and I'm not just talking about the German reserves), they lack leadership, they lack pride. By my definition, that is very poor. They have good players at club level, but on how many occasions have they looked like a decent team in recent memory? Maybe they don't work well together, maybe the don't give a damn, maybe they are poorly managed. For whatever reasons, they are very poor. It gets tedious and boring to hear it all explained as some big mystery to figure out - as if they can just drop Keegan, Shearer, Sven, Beckham, McSven, Lampard, Gerrard, Robinson etc. and the quality will show itself. Bollocks. At some point, you have to consider the fact that they might not be that good after all. What I meant to say but couldn't be arsed to type. Good post

Martins. Youth over experience for me.

Not a huge fan of England, but to say they have a "very poor team" is a bloody stupid thing to say. Not really. Good individuals. Shit team.

Martin Harnik from Werder Bremen ain't he? Heard good things about him

Lyon are in for Celtic, blimey! Thanks Jon.

Collapsed and died on the training field. RIP.

Lyon are in for him and celtic according to SSN.

Right goal by Nano.

We need a RB/

Collymore is commentating on 5 live

NUFC: Harper, Carr, Rozehnal, Taylor, N'Zogbia, Butt, Geremi, Smith, Milner, Viduka, Martins. Subs: Forster, Ramage, Cacapa, Shola, Owen Aston Villa: Carson, Laursen, Mellberg, Bouma, Barry, Gardner, Reo-Coker, Petrov, Carew, Young, Agbonlahor. Subs: Taylor, Cahill, Maloney, Moore, Harewood. Ta! 4-3-3 v 4-3-3

Whats the lineup? Same as last week?

Rangers 7-2 Failkirk

Come on then lads! Lets do this

Wahey! Howay the lads! Newcastle v Aston Villa (1715 BST) Aston Villa have only played one game so far - losing to Liverpool - but I think they're better than that. Newcastle are still very much settling in under Sam Allardyce so I'll go for an entertaining draw. Match preview Prediction: 2-2 Lowro got us down for a draw again. Think he might be a bit closer this time.

Legend! He has shown signs of being a good keeper as has Krul. He gets up and spreads his body much like his father on one on 1's. Seems a bit unconfident in the air but that will come. Hope he turns out good anyway.

Too right. Saturday at 10am you got the Papers roundup and highlights. Sunday at noon you got a match. There were so many legends! Batistuta, Poggi, a young Del Piero and Inzhagi! Great memories.

Legend. Hope he can get us going!

Can't believe how overrated he is on here like.

The cunt can fuck off if he wants to. Fucking frail old lady shit fuck.

Im not a single parent, but if I was I would say there should be a single parent scheme. Personally, my mams a single parent and I had to get a full time job or move out and go to college so I decided to move out. Student loans are for living on, along with my part time wages. The reason students get breaks is because theyre being educated to feed the national economy and need to be looked after, not out of the goodness of businessmens hearts. A lot of students are prioritising, thats the point were making about schemes. We can get a season ticket or be on the breadline for a year. Not every student lives at home, spends their loans on extravagances and expects hand outs, in fact I dont know any. Too right mate. Well fucking said. I don't have anything left over for clothes, season tickets, CD's. All my money goesw on Rent Travel and Food.

Whats not to love about his witty roundup of the pink papers over a cappuccino and a tasteful cafe set in a square of beautiful architechture.