La Parka

Bullet dodged

Can't believe he was even considered as a manager. Same with Joey Barton. Fatal character flaws don't make for leaders. Well unless you are an American president.

He better not touch Donny.

Last two times I've watched him he's been a real good outlet. Holds it up well. Good movement. Probably just impossible playing Vs Chelsea's infinite bankroll

Moyes looks better and better each week. Mums a hammer ⚒️ - feel bad for her right now. Their transfer business is disgusting. Every single striker they sign is shit, they are obsessed with signing CBs, then sign 2 more the year after. Their midfield is Powderpuff. You can't play Soucec as the only one who actually defends. Ward Prowse needs to be in a hardworking 3 and paqueta is the quinisential passenger with a bit o magic. Trouble is, when they are often on the back foot he offers little. Bowen is their only threat and even then he's limited. Honestly have no idea what the fuck happened with Fullkrug - he's obviously miserable there. Funnily enough he feels like a striker from 20 years ago - they just need to bang crosses in to get the most out of him. Areola being replaced looks an issue, with the lad coming in really struggling. Sometimes it's easy to overestimate a goalkeepers quality when they are at a club under siege. They can look more impressive than they are due to the volume of shots and the fact that the rest of the team are shit. I think Ramsdale is an example of this too, but I hope he's a success here. Honestly they've not recovered from losing Mark Noble and Declan Rice. They completely lack any defined leader and feel like a bunch of individuals who happen to be at west ham rather than a club. It will be an honour to give them their first 3 points in Nov.

It's the setup that flatters everyone.

Rescue Bowen from westham?

That's rank TBF. Actually looking at all their transfers - they've missed a lot. Potters probably going to have to drop to the Champo and rebuild his reputation, maybe?

Romano getting assassinated

Is it on TV at all?

Romano backlash and I'm here from it.

You are forgetting Esse. (Someone I wanted us to be in for in Jan)

This is going to ruin boro's finances. Might pop up the Riverside and watch him.

Park told me he's coming

Have a chat with Park and see if Lee Ho-jae fancies a challenge. Tall, pressing forward. 24. Looks like he needs shearer to tech him how to head but works hard. Good touch. Again more of a target man, but with Gordon and Elanga running off him... Denis wise scouting leads me to a 3 year old video where he looks not great, but now appears to be one of the top k league strikers. (Domestic) (I'm just throwing names out now to see if journos pick them up)

Everyone knows we are desperate. We are basically in a terrible position yet again in a transfer window.

The fuck is Calvin Phillips up to? City have taken his number away?

Can't strand this transfer window

If we get a rumour with Promise David I'm gonna cry 😭 Btw all this research took 30 minutes on YouTube, Wikipedia and fbref. I found that tall strikers who score are rare asf.

I want royalties for this shit. Btw he's not Isak like - more of a target/pivot looks very strong. Hold it well. Great in the air so will eat up all those crosses. Not rapid but the rest of the lads are.

Fucking called this last night. I am nufc scouting Actually am I source of rumour? 😂 19 hours ago, La Parka said: Franco Esposito at inter. He's not started for them but he's young, tall, and can see him being a star.

He's only 26? Bloody hell.

Today's libero podcast is about Isak. I'm 15 minutes in. Nothing new yet

Lads I can recommend non/lower league to get away from all this shite. It's shit because I love the club, history and the actual football, but business is murdering the enjoyment.

Promise David another one in Belgium. He's Canadian - no AFCON.