Mr Logic

Them or West Ham in the cup then.

Me and TheGuv (TheGuv and I) will be managing the Toon within the next 5 years. I will get my application in now then for the position of club chauffeur, about the only useful thing I can do these days. On the Chelsea subject, Abromivich will never get what he wants if he doesn't look slightly longer term than trying to instant win everything.

Fingers crossed for him, top bloke.

Well we need a new fwd more than another midfielder, and I think a RW before another CM too. But yeah, both would be great acquisitions.

Did my post need a comma?

Next person to mention Hargreaves is banned.. ..Oh! Bollocks!!

Video is from late March or something, when he first came back from Clairefontaine.

Vice Versa he's also a player who will camp on Dalglish's driveway to push through a move. Of course the reverse is true, but by all accounts he did some research and chose US, so if he is happy with us he's unlikely to want to shift, least not just for a change of scenery anyway.

This is what causes me some concern, agreeing with what you wrote, if he is a diminished figure it may increase the chances of the old Joey resurfacing and causing a considerable amount of unrest. Quite honestly, I fear, the only safe course is to sell - if he'll go.

Must admit, with everything I've learnt so far about Ben Arfa, I wouldn't be surprised if he was difficult to sell if he made up his mind to stay. He is one player that would sit out his contract if he put his mind to it.

Think we can keep him if he does and we do? /pessimist

He'd almost certainly work well on the right of a midfield three.

My English is like, exemplary, so he's not quite at that level, but I'm impressed. Suppose he did have that season at Watford ages ago to help him along. Damn, wish I'd quoted the top post earlier. I assumed when you wrote 'My England' is that you'd done it deliberatley, now that you've changed it I can point a finger and join Madras in sniggering.

If I might make a suggestion. I just sorted the football forum by number of replies, you could trim that section alone by about 15% if you deleted all posts over a year old that received 20 replies or less, (as an example.) There's certainly some threads back there that have either next to no relevance now or even less interest in them. I guess a similar bar could be set for all the forums thereby freeing up considerable space.

Surely the way fate plays a hand in everything we're nailed on to draw West 'am in one of the cups. Then we'll see.

Was he fuck. Lucas Thwala. Gesundheit

Much better? Blatter's still there! Slight improvement then.

Aarghh, the chicken's back! Sorry, Le Coq

Thought you were being funny, just seen it in the list though.

Poor advice from an agent in my opinion, but it's a long story.

Jackie Milburn Andy Cole Les Ferdinand Alan Shearer Obafemi Martins Andy Carroll edit: sheesh, forgot about Supermac!

I nicked it from here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX_HknFqw9Q

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Whenever I see the Swedish flag it reminds me of two things. The Swedish Chef - which is awesome. And a tub of butter. You missed out naked blondes.

I like his acceleration and ability to stay onside, his runs are intelligent - he's clealry aware. He would definitely add to our options though I don't see him and Ba starting together too often given all the other players we are signing/targetting.