Mr Logic

The ginger pirlo.

He's fucking brilliant, and that's not hyperbole.

Best move Williamson's ever played.

Williamson, Tiote, Gouffran. Loss.

He really is despicable. He has zero awareness of how his comments might affect the players. He can't have, can he? Armstrong's decision making process could be well fucked now, next time he's close to goal he'll panic and pass it back to Colback - from there to the keeper and cue Pardew giving a standing ovation from the tech area.

Good point, it's very out of character this. No, no, you misunderstand. It's very in character. Pardew's been coaching them for years now.

Bit harsh on our defence. There's 3 world class forwards up against defenders being coached by Alan 'This is how we did it at Palace 30 fucking years ago' Pardew.

Here we go, here we go, here we go.

Begrudgingly, great from Falcao there.

Good shot from Janmaat there, needed saving.

That's actually a decent piece, was worried for a moment they were being sincere! My favourite bit: I think I suffered high blood pressure for the first time in my life, it lasted for about 10 seconds. A few months later, as the defeats and the pressure piled up, he stuck a nut on David Meyler, the result of an argument over a throw-in, which is about as close to performance art as football gets.

Just your weekends? part-timer!

Pardew is never going to give the team license to attack again. It's just too dangerous. Back to Pardew basics, 9 behind the ball and pump erratic long balls up to an unsuitable forward who wants it on the deck. The team never lost this game, Pardew did. He doesn't have a fucking clue about moving forward, attacking as a unit. Only holding your shape, keeping your lines, wait for a bit of magic, patience. People say, myself included sometimes, that Ashley is the worst thing that happened to Newcastle. But he doesn't pick the team or tell them how to play. I could suffer Ashley if we had a manager that had an iota of gumption about him.

They played us for fools.

Don't know why we always cheer a corner, we never ever do anything with them.

Wow, own up, who's got control of Pardew's thought processes.

Good save

Ameobi waits for a pedestrian paced pass, looks surprised when defender calmly steps forward and cuts it out. Get the useless fucker off!

Tiote really doesn't have a football brain does he.

Please get Ameobi (or Gouffran) off, Cabella on.

Good piece that by Luke Edwards, on the whole.

P E R E Z

As much as everyone loves to go at Gouffran, Ameobi has been woeful here. He hasn't passed to his own team successfully more than 1/10 times. He should definitely be going off. Don't think Ameobi has been bad Chronic was my assessment.

Amazing that's only 1-0.